Pedigree roasts Hasbro

"Do you remember when that handsome bloke Paul slipped on a banana skin a while back?"

 

"Why naturally. He was very cute flailing his arms about."

 

"Oh yes! Still, it was sort of funny and objectively speaking rather ridiculous wouldn't you agree?"

 

"Sure. Where are you going with this?"

 

"Did you see that so called Super Cool Paul totter by just now?"

 

"Did I ever! Those Hasbro* men are so peculiar."

 

"My point exactly. How can you call a chap Super Cool when his delicate feet can't stand a little gravel and then there's a real Pedigree** Paul who slips on a banana and manages to stay cool, and we still call him just Paul?"

 

"There's nothing "just" about it is there?"

 

"We ought to do something about it."

 

"Indeed." (Swinging her racquet).

 

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Golly! The Pedigree Sindys are not impressed by the poor barefooted Paul (see previous pic), when they have their very own champ to compare with (see photo below).

 

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**Pedigree produced Sindy and Paul from 1963 to 1986.

*Hasbro produced Sindy and Paul from 1986 to 1997.

 

.... there's some rivalry.

 

Done