3. Here I am

Batman: Hello, hello! What can I do for you young ladies?

 

Patch: This is more of a "What we can do for you" situation.

 

Batman: Oh?

 

Patch: Just let us inside and we'll tell you.

 

Batman: No hand grenades, bombs, kittens or other lethal weaponry in those rucksacks are there? One can't be too careful.

 

Patch: Nope.

 

Batman: Alrighty then. Come on in!

 

Polly: *To us* Holy gullible-oly. Isn't he a trusting one?

 

 

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Naturally, his Batsense would alert him of any real danger!

Or so I've been told..

 

Done