Ooh, Wakka Doo Wakka day, mate!

I am known to be a Northern Bald ibis, and one of the world's most endangered bird species. And also, nearly in extinction, just to let you know you bloody freaked out photographer!

 

Well, Mr Bald ibis, with a face like yours, in which I must sadly say to you here; you are the most Ugliest Bird that I have clapped my eyes and lens on, around here.

 

Well, I never? - Got any suggestions or help on this matter, to help me out, on my looks, you bloody freaked out photographer!

 

Well, Mr Bald ibis; have you ever heard of the story of Ugly Duckling Story:- Which the story tells of a homely little bird born in a barnyard who suffers abuse from the others around him until, much to his delight (and to the surprise of others), he matures into a most beautiful swan and the most beautiful bird of all.

 

I am a Northern Bald ibis and were Ibis inhabits salt marshes, swamps, areas near the lakes and rivers, tropical mangroves, forests and marshy mountain meadows. Where pollution of the water with pesticides, uncontrolled hunt and habitat destruction are the major threats for the survival of ibises in the wild.

 

Which is no bloody barnyard were I came from, you bloody freaked out photographer!

 

Well, Mr Bald ibis; I don't think any Bird Sprouse-up makeover or magic mirror will help you out here, only Plastic Surgery will do the job on you here, Mr Bald ibis and good and proper too - LOL

 

What? - Plastic Surgery, well I never knew that?

I think I am happy to stay the way I am, with my cool looks.

 

So, piss-off, you bloody freaked out photographer,

before I extinct you!

 

Many thanks to you here, for any cool comments, my cool Flickr friends!

 

Done