Everybody Have a Ice Time (poetic xmas version)
It may be icy....it may be freezing
Your nose it will not stop sneezing
Your knees they knock with the cold
You slip on your ass...you're getting old
You wait for Santa to come to town
But he is banned...he's in lockdown
Until he gets his vaccination
He won't reach his destination
You pray to God...you pray up high
Then you hear bells in the sky
He's here, he's here, he's made it through
With lots of presents for me and you
Your knees they knock with the cold
Your ears they struggle, you're getting old
As Santa lands and does say
HO,HO,HO HAPPY CHRISTMAS DAY
Everybody Have a Ice Time (poetic xmas version)
It may be icy....it may be freezing
Your nose it will not stop sneezing
Your knees they knock with the cold
You slip on your ass...you're getting old
You wait for Santa to come to town
But he is banned...he's in lockdown
Until he gets his vaccination
He won't reach his destination
You pray to God...you pray up high
Then you hear bells in the sky
He's here, he's here, he's made it through
With lots of presents for me and you
Your knees they knock with the cold
Your ears they struggle, you're getting old
As Santa lands and does say
HO,HO,HO HAPPY CHRISTMAS DAY