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A Short rest.

Hi journal! it's me again Tythos! but you knew that... cause you're my journal hehe anyway, so it's august 26 4004, and i've been traveling with my new friends the "Party Animals!" great name right? i know i named us, it just came to me since we're a traveling party and we're all animals! well except Cassandra..... wait, are humans animals? i don't know, i'll have to ask her later. hehe

 

Were was i? oh yeah! so after we left the super secret tavern with the blindfolds and magical baths we went to the market, and Frederick, he's a bunny man,told me about these trading discs the city dwellers use, we each got like 50 of them for fighting a big eyeball monster, they must be rare or something because people keep acting really nice when i give them a trading disc, they seem to really like these "plate-nim coins" as they call them.

 

so anyway i used some to get all kinds of neat things, like this pretty toga im wearing, it's so soft! and i got more arrows because my new friends keep taking me monster hunting and i go through them so fast! i also got a new sword, because they also like to hunt in small caves and buildings with no room for me to shoot my arrows, it might be because most of them are really small, so they don't notice i'm too tall to hunt in there? hehe oh and i got a cool flower book! i'm learning to grow neat new flowers with it, they are so pretty!

 

with all out trading done, we were ready to go do that thing our friend whisper and his old man friend asked us to do, we are going to magic school! which is cool, since we all know some magic already anyway! but before that my new friend Squeech (she's a little mouse girl who likes to roll in the mud, so funny!) anyway she wanted to see some of her old friends who run a store, so we went to some stone room under the shop, they seemed friendly but a little... jittery, like they really have to pee but are holding it. hehe this underground friends of Squeech said they could get super cool stuff for us if we put a weird barrel that wasn't a wine keg into this werehouse and leave.

 

so we all went to sleep and had a pretty good night back at the super secret tavern, weird dreams though, must have been the wine, anyway, we woke up and there was a bunch of shouting and excitement around town, it spelled like someone partied too hard and a fire broke out, i was told later that my new friend Ardis died in that fire, which is really sad, he was so funny but losing a friend just means you have to make new ones, i'll think of him every time my bow he made shoot an eyeball monster beam! oh did i not mention that? yeah my bow does that now sometimes, cool right?!?

 

So anyway, we went to the warehouse to do the thing we were asked to do.Squeech and hoot hoot went around to the roof while Frederick, Cassandra and Tythos (hey that's me!) waited at the front door. Cassandra tripped and broke the door, so i went in but wished i did, cause i immediately got punched by the biggest fist i've ever seen! we were told that there would be a "go-lum" in there, but i forgot, also didn't know what that even was, i found out though. painfully! hehe

 

I hit the big stone and metal man with my arrows, i mean of course i did, i'm a great shot, and it was a BIG target. Frederich threw ice at it, and Cassandra hit it a lot with her glowy sword! it fell down and broke!.... then it unbroke and got back up, which wasn't good i was almost out of arrows, and Cassandra looked tired. so i sent it away with my super cool arrow magic, and when it came back it was on fire because there was a cat that can set stuff on fire there, i though he was a guy pretending to be a cat, but he was actually just a cat.

 

there was a sickly looking dwarf lady there with white skin, she was being mean to my friends, so i used more super cool arrow magic to hit her and the go-lum at the same time, she seemed less bothered by it than the go-lum did though. then i shot a mean elf guy, he died, then i shot the dwarf again, then i ran into the warehouse. then Squeech's friends showed up and hit the mean dwarf lady until she fell down. the go-lum became nice after that, it would do anything we told it to, Squeech's friend was very happy about this, i guess he likes big toys that can punch stuff?

 

Oh! that's when i met the cat! his name is mister Sir Whisker longpaw, and there are two more of him running around somewhere i guess? anyway, he talks to me! it seems my dad's ability to talk to animals rubbed off on me! and here i though i only had my mom's flower power. hehehe so i was tlking to the kitty cat and giving him chin scratches so i didn't understand why, but there was a zombie in there, and they made it look like me. Squeeche's friend needed an "eff-a-gee" to set and example and save his face, at least that's what i over heard. i guess his house burning down endangered his face for some reason? city people are weird. haha he said he loves the go-lum but we have to leave the city for a while, which is fine we were gonna do that anyway!

 

so that was my day, how was your's journal? oh right you're a book, never mind, talk to you larter!

 

 

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