Luke Skytrekker
Intercontinental Present Distributor
Let's face it. Trying to deliver presents to billions of households in one night using a flying sleigh (that doesn't even have a windshield!) just isn't practical. Sure, it's possible to use time travel to get all the work done, but that gets complicated since so many other people have time machines these days. Plenty of young yahoos are getting their hands on interdimensional travel. Santa's starting to get older, and so he's beginning to settle for more automated methods. This is the latest technological wonder he's cooked up: The Intercontinental Present Distributor, capable of chucking packages at high speeds through the atmosphere and down onto specified locations. Santa's still trying to work out the kinks (the packages tend to be traveling so fast they create small craters when they land), but he's thinking it could be a viable alternative to driving around all night.
Intercontinental Present Distributor
Let's face it. Trying to deliver presents to billions of households in one night using a flying sleigh (that doesn't even have a windshield!) just isn't practical. Sure, it's possible to use time travel to get all the work done, but that gets complicated since so many other people have time machines these days. Plenty of young yahoos are getting their hands on interdimensional travel. Santa's starting to get older, and so he's beginning to settle for more automated methods. This is the latest technological wonder he's cooked up: The Intercontinental Present Distributor, capable of chucking packages at high speeds through the atmosphere and down onto specified locations. Santa's still trying to work out the kinks (the packages tend to be traveling so fast they create small craters when they land), but he's thinking it could be a viable alternative to driving around all night.