The Perfidious
Breaking News
"Prime Minister and First Judge over Isra-Koro, Phil Swiftstein, has unveiled the modernized Corvette Fleet of the Yiddeian Army - and simultaneously advertising his purportedly almost all-powerful repairing substance used by the Yiddeian Armed Forces. This substance has been deemed "Flex Seal, the powerful liquid rubber that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair!".
-Yiddeian National Broadcasting Corporation, aired 6:00 PM Samarian Central Time October 19, 1988
Breaking News
"Prime Minister and First Judge over Isra-Koro, Phil Swiftstein, has unveiled the modernized Corvette Fleet of the Yiddeian Army - and simultaneously advertising his purportedly almost all-powerful repairing substance used by the Yiddeian Armed Forces. This substance has been deemed "Flex Seal, the powerful liquid rubber that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair!".
-Yiddeian National Broadcasting Corporation, aired 6:00 PM Samarian Central Time October 19, 1988