Perfect 10

She's a perfect 10,

but she wears a 12

Baby keep a little 2 for me

She could be sweet 16,

bustin' out at the seams

It's still love in the first degree

 

When he's at my gate,

with a big fat 8

You wanna see the smile on my face

And even at my door,

with a poor poor 4

There ain't no man can replace

 

'Cause we love our love,

in different sizes

I love her body,

especially the lines

Time takes its toll,

but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight

 

If he's extra large

well I'm in charge

I can work this thing on top

If he's XXL well what the hell

Every penny don't fit the slot

 

The anorexic chicks, the model 6

They don't hold no weight with me

Well 8 or 9, well that's just fine

But I like to hold something I can see

 

'Cause we love our love,

in different sizes

I love her body,

especially the lines

Time takes its toll,

but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight

 

I've bought a watch, to time your beauty

But I've had to fit a second hand

I've bought a calendar, and every month

Is taken up by lover man

 

'Cause we love our love,

in different sizes

I love her body,

especially the lines

Time takes it's toll,

but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight

 

'Cause we love our love,

in different sizes

I love her body,

especially the lines

Time takes it's toll,

but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight

 

Done