Crocodile Duncee: Bush in Australia

Crockodile Duncee

The Failiah in Australia

 

Probing into the Outback Regions of the Austrian Bush

 

 

In Melbourne, or Sydney, or Vienna, or "one of them places" Chancellor George Witless Bush announced the opening of a surprise Opec Summit Meeting to a confused crowd who were no doubt hampered by their use of English as a first language. An inarticulate and ardent spokesman for injustice, inequality and environmental lassitude, he held the audience spellbound throughout.

 

Always the international cutup, card, hambone, practical joker and clown, Bush had them rolling in the aisles in a reprised bit where he bolts off in the wrong direction and then stumbles off the stage in another of his hilarious pratfalls. "Nobody stumbles like George" a delegation of comedians was heard to admiringly comment. Comics were there to garner material for upcoming standup routines and Bush did not disappoint.

 

"What a priceless buffoon! You Yanks stubbornly refuse to settle for second place when it comes to sending an audience up".

 

Not since slapstick legend Gerald R. Ford took a shitbird flip down the steps of Air Force One has the country ‘down under somewhars' so warmed to an American performer.

 

 

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Uploaded on September 10, 2007
Taken on September 9, 2007