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The Fools Volume One: Origins Issue #1
Luke Skywalker: BOLD
Darth Vader: Italics
Red Hood: Underlined
Scarlet: BOLD Italics
Spider-Man: Italics Underlined
Luke Skywalker stumbled backwards as the lumbering figure of Darth Vader approached him.
“You should have taken my offer young Skywalker, the Emperor will not be pleased at the trouble you have caused him.”
Their lightsabers clashed as Luke replied,
“I’ll never turn to the dark side, you know this. The light will always triumph.”
Darth Vader threw Luke backwards with the toss of his hand while saying,
“The only triumph we shall see today is-”
Suddenly a shot rang out, and Vader looked down to see a hole in the middle of his chest plate. Without wheezing, he dropped to his knees then collapsed onto his back, dead.
“Father!!”
Luke rushed to Vader’s side as two figures high-fived from behind the latter’s corpse.
“Right through the chest piece! Perfect shot!”
Jason Todd, in his Red Hood outfit and accompanied by Scarlet, walked towards Luke, who asked,
“Why did you do that? I had him! I was going to bring him back to the light.”
“Believe me, we saved you A LOT of trouble.”
“You killed my dad!”
“Wasn’t much of a father though, was he?”
Luke stood up, raising his lightsaber as another figure slid in from the ceiling on a strand of webbing.
“Hey everyone.”
“Now, who are you supposed to be?!”
Spider-Man pointed his web shooters at Luke but did not press them down as he said,
“Thwip Thwip.”
“Ok, everyone stop for a second. How did all of you get here?”
Jason, Scarlet, and even Spider-Man, albeit upside down, shrugged.
“We were on our way back to Gotham, then poof. Guess we won’t be able to help with the war now.”
“I was going to be in my own series then, I don’t know, some hack fraud put me here.”
“Well now what am I supposed to do now? I was going to have Vader help me dethrone the Emperor and topple the Empire!”
Scarlet’s eyes lit up as she exclaimed,
“We can help you!”
“I’m in!”
“Sure, why not. What’s our team name?”
“The FOOLS!”
Then the four FOOLS sprung into action. They went to the Death Star and beat up Emperor Palpatine. Then made sure Han and Leia never had a kid. This is all canon. I know it because I was there.
The Fools Volume One: Origins Issue #1
Luke Skywalker: BOLD
Darth Vader: Italics
Red Hood: Underlined
Scarlet: BOLD Italics
Spider-Man: Italics Underlined
Luke Skywalker stumbled backwards as the lumbering figure of Darth Vader approached him.
“You should have taken my offer young Skywalker, the Emperor will not be pleased at the trouble you have caused him.”
Their lightsabers clashed as Luke replied,
“I’ll never turn to the dark side, you know this. The light will always triumph.”
Darth Vader threw Luke backwards with the toss of his hand while saying,
“The only triumph we shall see today is-”
Suddenly a shot rang out, and Vader looked down to see a hole in the middle of his chest plate. Without wheezing, he dropped to his knees then collapsed onto his back, dead.
“Father!!”
Luke rushed to Vader’s side as two figures high-fived from behind the latter’s corpse.
“Right through the chest piece! Perfect shot!”
Jason Todd, in his Red Hood outfit and accompanied by Scarlet, walked towards Luke, who asked,
“Why did you do that? I had him! I was going to bring him back to the light.”
“Believe me, we saved you A LOT of trouble.”
“You killed my dad!”
“Wasn’t much of a father though, was he?”
Luke stood up, raising his lightsaber as another figure slid in from the ceiling on a strand of webbing.
“Hey everyone.”
“Now, who are you supposed to be?!”
Spider-Man pointed his web shooters at Luke but did not press them down as he said,
“Thwip Thwip.”
“Ok, everyone stop for a second. How did all of you get here?”
Jason, Scarlet, and even Spider-Man, albeit upside down, shrugged.
“We were on our way back to Gotham, then poof. Guess we won’t be able to help with the war now.”
“I was going to be in my own series then, I don’t know, some hack fraud put me here.”
“Well now what am I supposed to do now? I was going to have Vader help me dethrone the Emperor and topple the Empire!”
Scarlet’s eyes lit up as she exclaimed,
“We can help you!”
“I’m in!”
“Sure, why not. What’s our team name?”
“The FOOLS!”
Then the four FOOLS sprung into action. They went to the Death Star and beat up Emperor Palpatine. Then made sure Han and Leia never had a kid. This is all canon. I know it because I was there.