Count Clancy

What is this...that stands before me?

Figure in black...which points at me...

Turn round quick...and start to run...

Find out I'm...the chosen one!

 

"Clancy, I should be the one saying that."

 

I asked you to and you declined.

 

"No, you asked me to sing it like the Black Sabbath

song and I declined."

 

You're not much of a Halloween person, are you?

 

"Hey, I'm a great Halloweener."

 

More like a great Halloweiner. And speaking of weiners,

my diet is finished, right?

 

"Yes. You've lost five pounds sinse April 1 and look

fine to me. The vet said I should see an hourglass

shape when I look at you from above, and if I'm not

seeing an hourglass shape, I'm at least seeing a

3/4hourglass shape, good enough for me. So, yes,

when we get home you can have a weiner."

 

Really? I take it back, Dad, you're a Hallowinner!

 

(Happy Halloween and stay safe, from Count Clancy, B-Rat and Ding-Bat!) (And me!)

 

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391. Clancy, 6yrs 49wks

 

Clancy's YEARBOOK 7: www.flickr.com/photos/130722340@N04/albums/72157703683494665

 

MONOCHROME Clancy: www.flickr.com/photos/130722340@N04/albums/72157655760302498

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