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Paladin Ascending Volume 3 #7: Pathways
Without a doubt, we’re returning to the fort after a lengthy battle. It actually took me less than half an hour to get the bombs disabled, phew. And I guess the city went on lockdown for it, thanks to Jesse and Gary helping citizens to evacuate. It's just Tokyo thankfully, and just parts of the suburbs. Must be tough as well to do something like that.
I can’t tell if I’m a crazy old man or not, but a guy literally chasing after a sword like that seems too much. It's like a weird story that was so nonsensical yet it also made sense. After we get our duties done, we quickly assemble as a united team, with each other at the fort the old bastard has made, and some of the cops already started to shoot the guild ninjas. I decide to provide assistance by manipulating the metal, causing their swords to extrude, wrapping them up.
Kurt: “So Avalon Squad, you ready to break in?”
Harry: “Yeah, sure. I’ll get everyone invisible. Erin, you do your thing.”
Erin: “Alright. Let me use the execute program to take down the sentries first. Here goes nothing, shadowgirl...”
Thanks to some of our tech geniuses, we manage to take down the shields and the defences. It was actually pretty quick. Then a couple more stairs up. (no elevators, that’s interesting for a high tech dojo). By the time we reach the main office, I see Igarashi fighting Oddcrow, who are locked with swords with each other.
Connor: “No!”
Oddcrow: “I told you not to come....I realised I had to finish this beast of a man....he will be executed.”
Connor: “But this isn’t your fight.”
Oddcrow: “It might be....I’m sorry.”
Connor: “I can’t afford to lose another friend.”
As Dusksmoke whips his staff, a surge of energy blows everyone back. It is seemingly Igarashi, his eyes now a flare of dark black, even worse than Erin’s shadow powers. He looks corrupted.
Igarashi: “You are too late, Connor Arden. You cannot save your friends. Say sayonara while it lasts....”
Connor: “What do you mean?”
Igarashi: “You think I still need the katana? No. It is useless now. I now have the highest form of power, and all of you are unmatched for my power.”
Rattlesnake: “Not until I get my rematch first, sensei.”
Jumpdeath: “I’ll end these scum for you as well.”
More assassins surround us, because it’s obviously a trap this son of a gun laid on us. Rattlesnake is the first to try spraying toxic gas with his powers, while Jumpdeath transmutes into a solid silver form. All for sure with these enemies, we’ll likely die from poisoning in a matter of minutes.
Harry attempts to go invisible, but he is caught by Jumpdeath’s fists, punching him out. Sam and Riley start clashing with a now mad Igarashi, so he’s on a 1v3 mode. Ty, Jesse and Gary create a field together, trying to block the gas out. It’s starting to work, but I didn’t know that slithery bastard had acid powers, goddamnit. Erin launches her axe as a tomahawk, chopping off the heads of two incoming ninjas who’s coming at my back.
Kurt: “Thanks. I love your new powerset, very cool indeed. This old man's gotta learn the younger ones."
Erin: “Naw, don’t thank me yet. Still gotta diffuse the gas, remember? We’re living bombs.”
Kurt: “Oh right. Earthnerve, absorb the floor! We need you going up against that crazy lady!”
Lyra: “Oui! Here we go!”
Lyra absorbs the wall, causing her increased resistance. She punches headfirst into Jumpdeath, who tries to launch her arrows at us. They start engaging in CQC, both locked in.
With everyone occupied, I use the dropped katana and hook it to my back. I shout to Jesse for an electric boost, which he does so while at bay. I concentrate, trying to morph the sword into a liquid form, but it doesn’t work. Nevertheless, they still try....guess it’s all heated up now.
Kurt: “Gentlemen, what if we charged up the sword? It can’t lose power like that!”
Ty: “Yeah sure, not when I’m busy!”
Gary: “My chi’s too focused against Rattlesnake. He’s gonna breach our shield!”
Kurt: “I have two absorption bombs. Exosage, I need a bigger hole than that!”
Erin: “Sure....on a count of three, follow my lead....”( she struggles to open a bigger one, given the mass proportion and short distance, I shoot the blast through the portal, while it comes on the other side, hitting Rattlesnake.)
He is enraged from the sudden attack, having his eyes focused on me now. I give a quick smirk, then throwing my absorption bomb through the portal. It consumes the gas that Rattlesnake generated, causing him to weaken. Gary finally gets his foot steady, knocking him out with a Chi punch.
Meanwhile, Lyra is still busy fighting, but I’m not sure if she can take it further. Her suit is already damaged from the prolonged attacks. I decide to get a serum, extracted from the unconscious Rattlesnake, and load it into my pistol. Firing quickly, the acid needle hits Jumpdeath in back of her left shoulder, as her “skin” starts corroding. She screams in agony and pain, now trying to blindly attack Lyra, but she fails to do so—-eventually jumping out the building due to the corrosion. Phew, I guess that’s two left....huh?
Igarashi: “You maybe done with my army, but I alone—-am more powerful than any of you here! Now, taste this, filths!”
And the sounds of metal clanking goes into a quick flash of white light.
Paladin Ascending Volume 3 #7: Pathways
Without a doubt, we’re returning to the fort after a lengthy battle. It actually took me less than half an hour to get the bombs disabled, phew. And I guess the city went on lockdown for it, thanks to Jesse and Gary helping citizens to evacuate. It's just Tokyo thankfully, and just parts of the suburbs. Must be tough as well to do something like that.
I can’t tell if I’m a crazy old man or not, but a guy literally chasing after a sword like that seems too much. It's like a weird story that was so nonsensical yet it also made sense. After we get our duties done, we quickly assemble as a united team, with each other at the fort the old bastard has made, and some of the cops already started to shoot the guild ninjas. I decide to provide assistance by manipulating the metal, causing their swords to extrude, wrapping them up.
Kurt: “So Avalon Squad, you ready to break in?”
Harry: “Yeah, sure. I’ll get everyone invisible. Erin, you do your thing.”
Erin: “Alright. Let me use the execute program to take down the sentries first. Here goes nothing, shadowgirl...”
Thanks to some of our tech geniuses, we manage to take down the shields and the defences. It was actually pretty quick. Then a couple more stairs up. (no elevators, that’s interesting for a high tech dojo). By the time we reach the main office, I see Igarashi fighting Oddcrow, who are locked with swords with each other.
Connor: “No!”
Oddcrow: “I told you not to come....I realised I had to finish this beast of a man....he will be executed.”
Connor: “But this isn’t your fight.”
Oddcrow: “It might be....I’m sorry.”
Connor: “I can’t afford to lose another friend.”
As Dusksmoke whips his staff, a surge of energy blows everyone back. It is seemingly Igarashi, his eyes now a flare of dark black, even worse than Erin’s shadow powers. He looks corrupted.
Igarashi: “You are too late, Connor Arden. You cannot save your friends. Say sayonara while it lasts....”
Connor: “What do you mean?”
Igarashi: “You think I still need the katana? No. It is useless now. I now have the highest form of power, and all of you are unmatched for my power.”
Rattlesnake: “Not until I get my rematch first, sensei.”
Jumpdeath: “I’ll end these scum for you as well.”
More assassins surround us, because it’s obviously a trap this son of a gun laid on us. Rattlesnake is the first to try spraying toxic gas with his powers, while Jumpdeath transmutes into a solid silver form. All for sure with these enemies, we’ll likely die from poisoning in a matter of minutes.
Harry attempts to go invisible, but he is caught by Jumpdeath’s fists, punching him out. Sam and Riley start clashing with a now mad Igarashi, so he’s on a 1v3 mode. Ty, Jesse and Gary create a field together, trying to block the gas out. It’s starting to work, but I didn’t know that slithery bastard had acid powers, goddamnit. Erin launches her axe as a tomahawk, chopping off the heads of two incoming ninjas who’s coming at my back.
Kurt: “Thanks. I love your new powerset, very cool indeed. This old man's gotta learn the younger ones."
Erin: “Naw, don’t thank me yet. Still gotta diffuse the gas, remember? We’re living bombs.”
Kurt: “Oh right. Earthnerve, absorb the floor! We need you going up against that crazy lady!”
Lyra: “Oui! Here we go!”
Lyra absorbs the wall, causing her increased resistance. She punches headfirst into Jumpdeath, who tries to launch her arrows at us. They start engaging in CQC, both locked in.
With everyone occupied, I use the dropped katana and hook it to my back. I shout to Jesse for an electric boost, which he does so while at bay. I concentrate, trying to morph the sword into a liquid form, but it doesn’t work. Nevertheless, they still try....guess it’s all heated up now.
Kurt: “Gentlemen, what if we charged up the sword? It can’t lose power like that!”
Ty: “Yeah sure, not when I’m busy!”
Gary: “My chi’s too focused against Rattlesnake. He’s gonna breach our shield!”
Kurt: “I have two absorption bombs. Exosage, I need a bigger hole than that!”
Erin: “Sure....on a count of three, follow my lead....”( she struggles to open a bigger one, given the mass proportion and short distance, I shoot the blast through the portal, while it comes on the other side, hitting Rattlesnake.)
He is enraged from the sudden attack, having his eyes focused on me now. I give a quick smirk, then throwing my absorption bomb through the portal. It consumes the gas that Rattlesnake generated, causing him to weaken. Gary finally gets his foot steady, knocking him out with a Chi punch.
Meanwhile, Lyra is still busy fighting, but I’m not sure if she can take it further. Her suit is already damaged from the prolonged attacks. I decide to get a serum, extracted from the unconscious Rattlesnake, and load it into my pistol. Firing quickly, the acid needle hits Jumpdeath in back of her left shoulder, as her “skin” starts corroding. She screams in agony and pain, now trying to blindly attack Lyra, but she fails to do so—-eventually jumping out the building due to the corrosion. Phew, I guess that’s two left....huh?
Igarashi: “You maybe done with my army, but I alone—-am more powerful than any of you here! Now, taste this, filths!”
And the sounds of metal clanking goes into a quick flash of white light.