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Enough. Polite Until We’re Not—Never Pick a Fight with a Canadian!

Let this sink in south of the Forty-ninth Parallel, tariffs and retaliatory tariffs no longer matter. Having now declared (economic) war on Canada, most of us Canadians are going out of our way to avoid American products and services. Since your government didn’t think twice about threatening our livelihoods without just cause, I won’t think twice, nor shed a tear, if we put export taxes on hydro, uranium, potash, lumber, aluminum, oil, and other commodities you claim not to need from Canada. In a similar sentiment, shove your F-35 aircraft where the sun doesn’t shine, and enjoy your fentanyl ridden journey into economic and geopolitical obscurity; the rest of the planet, except Russia and North Korea, thinks you’re an untrustworthy joke of a nation. Have a nice day America!

 

Donald Trump: “Canada doesn’t have anything we need”

 

Premier Ford: “Okay, let’s put a surcharge of 25% on Ontario’s hydroelectricity exports”

 

Next day: Trump doubles tariffs on Canadian aluminum and steel, while contemplating declaring a national energy emergency—on electricity he keeps claiming not to need.

 

Later the next day: Trump decides not to double the tariffs. Imagine trying to run a business in this environment…

 

Just wait until a few more provinces join in and cut off your oil—Drill baby, drill all you want—because most of your refineries are setup to refine Canadian (heavy, bituminous) oil and it will take years and $billions to convert them. Keystone XL pipeline—Donald, go fuck yourself, because Canada now has pipelines to the West coast (for both oil and LNG). American oil companies meddled in Canadian energy infrastructure for years by surreptitiously funding anti-pipeline activists, all to keep Canadian oil hemmed in and deeply discounted. We eventually figured out what you dickheads were up to!

 

Bring it on Agent Krasnov!

 

Hey Marco, to set foot on Canadian soil and then openly justify threatening Canada’s right to its sovereignty is really ignorant, so let me put an average Canadian’s perspective into equally ignorant terms you and your boss might understand. Canada is NOT for sale, go fuck yourself!

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Uploaded on March 7, 2025