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Helping Posh Bear
“Hello Sky, what are you up to today?”
“I’m busy Bertie, poor Posh needs my help ever so much.”
“What is wrong then? He seemed all right a few minutes ago when I saw him walking this way.”
“Well, he probably doesn’t know he needs my help but I am going to help him anyway.”
“Is that his honey you are eating Sky?”
“It was, but it has almost all gone now. He is going to be so please I helped him if he finds out Bertie.”
“How are you helping him then Sky?”
“I was just looking at his stash of honey this morning, you know, as you do, when I thought that some must be almost past their best before date so I am helping him use it up.”
“I see, don’t you think he could have managed on his own then Sky?”
“No, impossible Bertie, I mean, how could he have ever allowed himself to get in this serious situation of having to throw away jars of honey if he were capable of managing it himself?”
“I see, yes I can under stand that Sky. That jar has a date of 2022 though Sky so I don’t think that is too old.”
“Ah, well, yes this was a mistake I admit that. I should have found one that had less sleeps on it but fret not, look I have another one here that has less sleeps before it is due to be thrown away.”
“No Sky, that has the same 2022 on it as this one.”
“Is that so Bertie? Well I am shocked. I suppose I had better take that back to his stash and check the other jars then.”
“Hello you two, what are you doing with my honey?” Asked Posh Bear as he sat down beside them.
“I’m helping you out Posh, this jar was old and needed taking care of and that one there is faulty.” Said Sky.
“Faulty? How so, it looks fine to me?”
“It says on the label Posh, look, it says enough for twenty-three servings and there is no way you could ever squeeze all those servings out of that little jar. I intend to prove it then we’ll get the man to write to the buzzy things and complain and see if they send us free jars to make up for it.”
“Yes, that is right Posh, so then you’ll receive lots of free jars from the buzzy things to make allowance for their mistake from all the past jars you have eaten.” Added Bertie
“Yes, and because we helped you eat it Posh, some of it should be given to us. What is more Posh, I’m not even going to take any honey in payment for the testing, that is free.” Said Sky grinning.
Posh scratched his head trying to work out what was wrong with this plan.
“You guys always seem to catch him first thing in the morning when I’m not fully awake. Oh well, free honey must be a good idea I suppose.” Said Posh.
Helping Posh Bear
“Hello Sky, what are you up to today?”
“I’m busy Bertie, poor Posh needs my help ever so much.”
“What is wrong then? He seemed all right a few minutes ago when I saw him walking this way.”
“Well, he probably doesn’t know he needs my help but I am going to help him anyway.”
“Is that his honey you are eating Sky?”
“It was, but it has almost all gone now. He is going to be so please I helped him if he finds out Bertie.”
“How are you helping him then Sky?”
“I was just looking at his stash of honey this morning, you know, as you do, when I thought that some must be almost past their best before date so I am helping him use it up.”
“I see, don’t you think he could have managed on his own then Sky?”
“No, impossible Bertie, I mean, how could he have ever allowed himself to get in this serious situation of having to throw away jars of honey if he were capable of managing it himself?”
“I see, yes I can under stand that Sky. That jar has a date of 2022 though Sky so I don’t think that is too old.”
“Ah, well, yes this was a mistake I admit that. I should have found one that had less sleeps on it but fret not, look I have another one here that has less sleeps before it is due to be thrown away.”
“No Sky, that has the same 2022 on it as this one.”
“Is that so Bertie? Well I am shocked. I suppose I had better take that back to his stash and check the other jars then.”
“Hello you two, what are you doing with my honey?” Asked Posh Bear as he sat down beside them.
“I’m helping you out Posh, this jar was old and needed taking care of and that one there is faulty.” Said Sky.
“Faulty? How so, it looks fine to me?”
“It says on the label Posh, look, it says enough for twenty-three servings and there is no way you could ever squeeze all those servings out of that little jar. I intend to prove it then we’ll get the man to write to the buzzy things and complain and see if they send us free jars to make up for it.”
“Yes, that is right Posh, so then you’ll receive lots of free jars from the buzzy things to make allowance for their mistake from all the past jars you have eaten.” Added Bertie
“Yes, and because we helped you eat it Posh, some of it should be given to us. What is more Posh, I’m not even going to take any honey in payment for the testing, that is free.” Said Sky grinning.
Posh scratched his head trying to work out what was wrong with this plan.
“You guys always seem to catch him first thing in the morning when I’m not fully awake. Oh well, free honey must be a good idea I suppose.” Said Posh.