fenman_1950
Online Ordering
“Sky what are you doing with the man’s timewaster machine?”
“I heard him say that he could order food on it and it would be delivered. I thought we could order our honey that way Posh.”
“Do you know how to use it and what to do?”
“Not yet but it can’t be difficult if the man does it.”
“I don’t know he does know Sky for I haven’t seen it deliver any food yet. It seems to me that it just shows you pictures of things and you can’t eat pictures.”
“I know Bertie and that is worrying me a little bit. Look I managed to find this shop and it says that I’m in a queue and I’m number 4,782 in line. I can’t see any queue and I think you probably would Bertie if there were more than 3. Posh is 4,782 more than 3?”
“Yes, a lot more Sky, and the reason you can’t see them is because they are in a queue on the computer in their homes.”
“Oh! In their homes you say?” Sky said shaking his head in bewilderment. “This place must sell the bestest honey on the planet then if all those people are waiting to buy some.”
“Sky if all those people are in front of you then I can’t see there being any left for you when you finally get to be served.” Said Bertie.
“Hey, you’re right Bertie. This has been most enlightening for me as I had no idea that all those people were buying our honey. It’s no wonder those small buzzy things are going crazy flying about trying to keep up with demand. You’d think they would recruit other buzzy things to help them.”
“Maybe they do Sky. Why did the picture go when you jumped on that place with all those lettery things on it?”
“Not sure Bertie, although being of a technical mind I’d say it is broken. Something to do with gremlins so I’ve heard the man say. If I give it a boost with this strange thing, he calls a mouse, that seems to do something.”
“A mouse? That is nothing like a mouse Sky.”
“I know that Posh, and Bertie knows that, but the man thinks that is what it is, so let us not disillusion him too much.”
“True, I do so agree, it is better not to tell him he’d never understand it anyway so just say nothing and pretend he is right. Mind, I’d like to see what he thinks a mouse-trap looks like. You know Bertie I do sometimes wonder about the man and his kind, for what is supposed to be the master race, I don’t see much logic, intelligence or common sense there.”
“No Posh, best just to humour them and give them a cuddle when they need it.” Said Bertie smiling sadly.
“I think I’ll leave this ordering on line and get my honey by a more direct route that doesn’t have queues that nobody can see.”
“You mean you’ll go to the shop and buy it Sky?”
“I may do, well when Posh runs out I suppose I’ll have to. Posh did you know you only have five jars left?”
“No, make that four Posh.” Said Bertie licking his lips.
Online Ordering
“Sky what are you doing with the man’s timewaster machine?”
“I heard him say that he could order food on it and it would be delivered. I thought we could order our honey that way Posh.”
“Do you know how to use it and what to do?”
“Not yet but it can’t be difficult if the man does it.”
“I don’t know he does know Sky for I haven’t seen it deliver any food yet. It seems to me that it just shows you pictures of things and you can’t eat pictures.”
“I know Bertie and that is worrying me a little bit. Look I managed to find this shop and it says that I’m in a queue and I’m number 4,782 in line. I can’t see any queue and I think you probably would Bertie if there were more than 3. Posh is 4,782 more than 3?”
“Yes, a lot more Sky, and the reason you can’t see them is because they are in a queue on the computer in their homes.”
“Oh! In their homes you say?” Sky said shaking his head in bewilderment. “This place must sell the bestest honey on the planet then if all those people are waiting to buy some.”
“Sky if all those people are in front of you then I can’t see there being any left for you when you finally get to be served.” Said Bertie.
“Hey, you’re right Bertie. This has been most enlightening for me as I had no idea that all those people were buying our honey. It’s no wonder those small buzzy things are going crazy flying about trying to keep up with demand. You’d think they would recruit other buzzy things to help them.”
“Maybe they do Sky. Why did the picture go when you jumped on that place with all those lettery things on it?”
“Not sure Bertie, although being of a technical mind I’d say it is broken. Something to do with gremlins so I’ve heard the man say. If I give it a boost with this strange thing, he calls a mouse, that seems to do something.”
“A mouse? That is nothing like a mouse Sky.”
“I know that Posh, and Bertie knows that, but the man thinks that is what it is, so let us not disillusion him too much.”
“True, I do so agree, it is better not to tell him he’d never understand it anyway so just say nothing and pretend he is right. Mind, I’d like to see what he thinks a mouse-trap looks like. You know Bertie I do sometimes wonder about the man and his kind, for what is supposed to be the master race, I don’t see much logic, intelligence or common sense there.”
“No Posh, best just to humour them and give them a cuddle when they need it.” Said Bertie smiling sadly.
“I think I’ll leave this ordering on line and get my honey by a more direct route that doesn’t have queues that nobody can see.”
“You mean you’ll go to the shop and buy it Sky?”
“I may do, well when Posh runs out I suppose I’ll have to. Posh did you know you only have five jars left?”
“No, make that four Posh.” Said Bertie licking his lips.