Joni Con
LEAPING LEOPARD SKINS!! #2
Here we see Joni as a spotted feline on the prowl in Myrtle Beach, where she was spotted by the camera inside the Ultra Pulse nightclub. Contrary to some speculation, it is a fact that leopards can not change their spots, as it is a function of their individual DNA. Indeed, every leopard's spot pattern is unique and akin to fingerprints on humans, as no two leopards have the same pattern of spots. . . . (Where else can you get this kind of insightful information about the Wild Kingdom on Flickr?? I dare say, probably nowhere.)
While Joni is not a leopard, she is a cougar, but she nevertheless exhibits certain leopard-like behavior. For instance, when Joni is out and about and on the prowl in the Wild Kingdom, she doesn't change her spots either. She tends to return to the same spots and watering holes when out clubbing and seeking adventure. Thus when Joni migrates into the Myrtle Beach area, and is out on the prowl, she invariably returns to familiar territory, such as the Ultra Plus Club or the Saint George Tavern, both of which are in Myrtle Beach proper. So if you are a gentleman who enjoys hunting for cougars, you can try to bag the elusive Joni in one of her natural habitats in Myrtle Beach.
Being a cougar, Joni is swift afoot by nature, but this is not to to suggest that Joni is a fast woman. However, she can move quickly and decisively, and enjoys the thrill of the chase as she flirts and dances with her predators and prey alike before disappearing back into the jungle in the early morning mist; usually escaping the clutches of the predators, but sometimes carrying off preferred prey of her own secured between her jaws. . . . Such is life in the Wild Kingdom. . . . Eat, drink, and be Mary, or Joni as the case may be, and live to flirt another day!
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Hmmmm. . . . That was some pretty suggestive stuff. One might wonder who wrote this narrative. Could it have been pure and innocent Joni? Or was it the over-sexed product of of an evil A.I. app??? Venture a guess if you care. . . .
BTW: Joni is going to be on vacation with her family for the next week over the Thanksgiving Holiday and out of the country. She is leaving her PC home and will be incommunicado with the Flickr world for the rest of November. She is scheduled to return on December 1 or thereabouts, depending on the airlines. . . . .Joni wishes all her American friends a Happy Thanksgiving!
LEAPING LEOPARD SKINS!! #2
Here we see Joni as a spotted feline on the prowl in Myrtle Beach, where she was spotted by the camera inside the Ultra Pulse nightclub. Contrary to some speculation, it is a fact that leopards can not change their spots, as it is a function of their individual DNA. Indeed, every leopard's spot pattern is unique and akin to fingerprints on humans, as no two leopards have the same pattern of spots. . . . (Where else can you get this kind of insightful information about the Wild Kingdom on Flickr?? I dare say, probably nowhere.)
While Joni is not a leopard, she is a cougar, but she nevertheless exhibits certain leopard-like behavior. For instance, when Joni is out and about and on the prowl in the Wild Kingdom, she doesn't change her spots either. She tends to return to the same spots and watering holes when out clubbing and seeking adventure. Thus when Joni migrates into the Myrtle Beach area, and is out on the prowl, she invariably returns to familiar territory, such as the Ultra Plus Club or the Saint George Tavern, both of which are in Myrtle Beach proper. So if you are a gentleman who enjoys hunting for cougars, you can try to bag the elusive Joni in one of her natural habitats in Myrtle Beach.
Being a cougar, Joni is swift afoot by nature, but this is not to to suggest that Joni is a fast woman. However, she can move quickly and decisively, and enjoys the thrill of the chase as she flirts and dances with her predators and prey alike before disappearing back into the jungle in the early morning mist; usually escaping the clutches of the predators, but sometimes carrying off preferred prey of her own secured between her jaws. . . . Such is life in the Wild Kingdom. . . . Eat, drink, and be Mary, or Joni as the case may be, and live to flirt another day!
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Hmmmm. . . . That was some pretty suggestive stuff. One might wonder who wrote this narrative. Could it have been pure and innocent Joni? Or was it the over-sexed product of of an evil A.I. app??? Venture a guess if you care. . . .
BTW: Joni is going to be on vacation with her family for the next week over the Thanksgiving Holiday and out of the country. She is leaving her PC home and will be incommunicado with the Flickr world for the rest of November. She is scheduled to return on December 1 or thereabouts, depending on the airlines. . . . .Joni wishes all her American friends a Happy Thanksgiving!