Joni Con
MEANWHILE BACK IN SAVANNAH, #7 - JONI'S LATE NIGHT LEG SHOW! (PART 2)
Here we see Joni offering an alternative, yet tasteful, view of her legs as her "Leg Show" continues. . . . Unlike the previous photo which was taken by a pair of late night. passersby, this one was taken as a selfie by Joni's camera from a low vantage point on a ten second timer. . . . .
Taking a photo like this was more difficult than one might imagine. . . . While crouching in heels, Joni had to set the timer on the camera and balance it on the edge of a low pile of bricks and make sure the camera was pointing in the right direction. . . . tick, tick, . . . Then she had to pop back up out of her crouch and maintain her balance as her knees reminded her that she's no longer a spring chick any more. . . .tick, tick . . . Then rush over about 10 feet away without tripping on the bricks. . . . tick, tick . . . Turn around, straighten her skirt and plop down as gracefully as possible onto the brick wall. . . . tick, tick . . . Brush the hair back out of her face, look at the camera, and lift those legs up and SMIILE for the camera. . . . tick, tick, . . . And FLASH!!! . . . .
Judging the photo and Joni's efforts as a fair and impartial Olympic Judge might on a ten point scale, (Assuming neither Joni nor the Judge was Russian.) Joni would have to be penalized for not getting her legs up high enough into the air. She would be further heavily penalized for not maintaining perfect symmetry by keeping her legs tightly wrapped together. (A rather Puritanical standard!) Additionally, points would be deducted for not having her left hand and fingers placed flat on the bricks, as well as her right hand's fingers dangling below her legs. (Hopefully those are her fingers and not something else!) Finally, the Judge would expect to see a far more dramatic and proud forward thrusting of Joni's modestly sized breasts. . . .Yes, she has a nice smile, which counts for something, but . . . .
Joni's final score . . . Read it and weep, Ms. Joni: 2.5!!!!
Joni doesn't even want to know how the Russian Judge would have scored it. . . .
MEANWHILE BACK IN SAVANNAH, #7 - JONI'S LATE NIGHT LEG SHOW! (PART 2)
Here we see Joni offering an alternative, yet tasteful, view of her legs as her "Leg Show" continues. . . . Unlike the previous photo which was taken by a pair of late night. passersby, this one was taken as a selfie by Joni's camera from a low vantage point on a ten second timer. . . . .
Taking a photo like this was more difficult than one might imagine. . . . While crouching in heels, Joni had to set the timer on the camera and balance it on the edge of a low pile of bricks and make sure the camera was pointing in the right direction. . . . tick, tick, . . . Then she had to pop back up out of her crouch and maintain her balance as her knees reminded her that she's no longer a spring chick any more. . . .tick, tick . . . Then rush over about 10 feet away without tripping on the bricks. . . . tick, tick . . . Turn around, straighten her skirt and plop down as gracefully as possible onto the brick wall. . . . tick, tick . . . Brush the hair back out of her face, look at the camera, and lift those legs up and SMIILE for the camera. . . . tick, tick, . . . And FLASH!!! . . . .
Judging the photo and Joni's efforts as a fair and impartial Olympic Judge might on a ten point scale, (Assuming neither Joni nor the Judge was Russian.) Joni would have to be penalized for not getting her legs up high enough into the air. She would be further heavily penalized for not maintaining perfect symmetry by keeping her legs tightly wrapped together. (A rather Puritanical standard!) Additionally, points would be deducted for not having her left hand and fingers placed flat on the bricks, as well as her right hand's fingers dangling below her legs. (Hopefully those are her fingers and not something else!) Finally, the Judge would expect to see a far more dramatic and proud forward thrusting of Joni's modestly sized breasts. . . .Yes, she has a nice smile, which counts for something, but . . . .
Joni's final score . . . Read it and weep, Ms. Joni: 2.5!!!!
Joni doesn't even want to know how the Russian Judge would have scored it. . . .