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JONI VISITS THE HOTEL'S AQUARIUM FOR A PHOTO OP AND GETS HIT ON BY A SEA TURTLE!!! ***
After returning from a slightly profitable, but otherwise disappointing evening at the casino, Joni decided to walk around the hotel's property on her return before taking the elevator back up to her room. She posed for a photo op in front of the hotel's aquarium, only to discover that a sea turtle tried to hit on her when she reviewed the photo afterward. Joni had no idea that the sea faring reptile had tried to nibble on her ear and whisper sweet nothings to her. Joni then returned to the aquarium's window to see if Mr. Sea Turtle was still there, but he must have been very shy because Joni couldn't find him anywhere in the aquarium.
Now, Joni doesn't normally try to seduce reptiles, but Mr. Sea Turtle was probably more personable than some of the lounge lizards who checked Joni out at the casino. However, if Mr. Sea Turtle wants to have any kind of a relationship with Joni or any lady sea turtle, he can't be so shy. He needs to come out of his shell and be more socially outgoing. . . .
*** Now this is a somewhat fictional tale. While some of it was true, most of it was off the wall. It's true that Joni did manage to turn a small profit at the casino, but there was no aquarium in Joni's hotel, and Joni truthfully has no interest in seducing reptilian creatures, whether they reside in a casino lounge or in the ocean. Furthermore, this photo is not the product of photoshopping or AI. The "aquarium" was actually a pair of framed photos that adorn the walls of the hotel near an exit from its parking garage to the beach and created the illusion of an aquarium. . . .At least Joni thinks they were photos. . . They did seem to be real on first glance. There was a large fish tank in the hotel's lobby for those who enjoy looking at tropical fish, but certainly not big enough for a sea turtle.
JONI VISITS THE HOTEL'S AQUARIUM FOR A PHOTO OP AND GETS HIT ON BY A SEA TURTLE!!! ***
After returning from a slightly profitable, but otherwise disappointing evening at the casino, Joni decided to walk around the hotel's property on her return before taking the elevator back up to her room. She posed for a photo op in front of the hotel's aquarium, only to discover that a sea turtle tried to hit on her when she reviewed the photo afterward. Joni had no idea that the sea faring reptile had tried to nibble on her ear and whisper sweet nothings to her. Joni then returned to the aquarium's window to see if Mr. Sea Turtle was still there, but he must have been very shy because Joni couldn't find him anywhere in the aquarium.
Now, Joni doesn't normally try to seduce reptiles, but Mr. Sea Turtle was probably more personable than some of the lounge lizards who checked Joni out at the casino. However, if Mr. Sea Turtle wants to have any kind of a relationship with Joni or any lady sea turtle, he can't be so shy. He needs to come out of his shell and be more socially outgoing. . . .
*** Now this is a somewhat fictional tale. While some of it was true, most of it was off the wall. It's true that Joni did manage to turn a small profit at the casino, but there was no aquarium in Joni's hotel, and Joni truthfully has no interest in seducing reptilian creatures, whether they reside in a casino lounge or in the ocean. Furthermore, this photo is not the product of photoshopping or AI. The "aquarium" was actually a pair of framed photos that adorn the walls of the hotel near an exit from its parking garage to the beach and created the illusion of an aquarium. . . .At least Joni thinks they were photos. . . They did seem to be real on first glance. There was a large fish tank in the hotel's lobby for those who enjoy looking at tropical fish, but certainly not big enough for a sea turtle.