Emotional Weather Report

With tornado watches issued shortly

Before noon Sunday, for the areas

Including, the western region

Of my mental health

And the northern portions of my

Ability to deal rationally with my

Disconcerted precarious emotional

Situation, it's cold out there

Colder than a ticket taker's smile

At the Ivar Theatre, on a Saturday night

Flash flood watches covered the

Southern portion of my disposition...

-- Tom Waits

Done