Welcome to...

Welcome to the Hotel California

Such a lovely place

Such a lovely face

They're livin' it up at the Hotel California

What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

...

 

Last thing I remember, I was

Running for the door

I had to find the passage back

To the place I was before

'Relax,' said the night man,

We are programmed to receive.

You can check out any time you like,

but you can never leave!

 

-- The Eagles

Done