So I feel I am required to confess . . .

♪♫♪♫ I don't want kids ♪♫♪♫

 

Thank you for playing the 'happy' couple Torsten and Peachy!

 

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I’m tired of conversations with my friends and family

About what I think the future holds for my best friend and me

I fully understand exactly what they’re driving at

And unfortunately my answer tend to leave them somewhat flat

Unsubtle hints are met with awkwardness

So I feel I am required to confess

 

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

 

I don’t want kids

I just want pets

I can’t foresee that this will be one of my great regrets

Your kids are fine

Cause they’re not mine

To me a life lived without children sounds devine!

 

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

 

I try to make excuses when folks arrive with their baby

There’s nothing I dread more than someone handing it to me

But declining offers to have them rested on your knee

Makes one a pariah within polite society

The room looks round with eyes of pure dismay

And no one will believe it when you say . . .

 

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

 

I don’t want kids

I just want pets

I can’t foresee that this will be one of my great regrets

Your kids are fine

Cause they’re not mine

To me a life lived without children sounds devine!

 

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

 

I know children can be fun

And yours I’m very fond of, it is true

The advantage is that when I grow weary of their noise

I can direct them back to you

 

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

 

I don’t want kids

I just want pets

I can’t foresee that this will be one of my great regrets

Your kids are fine

Cause they’re not mine

To me a life lived without children sounds devine!

 

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

 

I don’t want kids

I just want pets

I can’t foresee that this will be one of my great regrets

Your kids are fine

Cause they’re not mine

To me a life lived without children sounds devine!

 

Done