I will not ‘ave tarts in this squadron!

Music: youtu.be/EsuJth9FXec

 

Photo by Iris

Story by the wonderful Ashlynn.

Thanks so much for writing the story for this pic Ash!!!

 

Special guest-star: Larah Sa'fir

 

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General Okiddo ordered her squadron's two ace pilots to stand fast for a briefing before leading her squad on a very important aerial demonstration for some high profile diplomats.

 

Everything had to be perfect. The planes had been washed and waxed and general Okiddo expected nothing less then perfection when it came to her pilot's appearance.

 

The feared skycaptain, General Okiddo, marched out onto the airstrip's parking apron. The clicking of her heels echoing in the morning air tended to un-nerve even the most disciplined pilots.

 

Captain Jameson stood at attention, stone faced, staring straight ahead while her counter-part, captain Sa'fir stood nervously at attention.

 

It had been a nightmare of a morning for captain Sa'fir. She decided to go out for happy hour the night before and totally forgot to pick-up her uniform from the dry cleaners. Also she woke-up late with a very bad hangover and now stood at attention before the most feared general in the Air Corps.

 

General Okiddo stopped in front of her two aces. She looked over captain Jameson and flashed a rare smile of approval.

 

"Very nice, captain Jameson. You maybe the biggest whore in the corps, but you never cease to amaze and you’re one hell of pilot!"

 

A confused look briefly formed on captain Jameson's face

 

"Ummmmmm....thank you ma'am!", she replied.

 

General Okiddo turned her attention to captain Sa'fir

 

"What dumpster did you wake-up in captain Sa'fir?" Okiddo asked.

 

"Uh.......ma'am? ", Sa'fire replied.

 

Captain Jameson snickered as general Okiddo began to lace into her rival, captain Sa'fir.

 

"What is it you don't understand about service dress?! You show up in what looks like captain Jameson's bed sheet after she's been fucked by half of B Squadron!"

 

Captain Jameson rolled her eyes and then pretended to sneeze....."Haaatttt-chu"

 

"Bless you Jameson!", barked Okiddo....."And then that hat!", she continued. "Are you going out for a croissant this morning?! Since when do we wear barrets in my Squadron?!"

 

Captain Jameson pretended to sneeze again......."Booots-chu!!"

 

"Jesus Christ Jameson......stuff some bullets in that cock-sniffer?"

 

"She's a bigger slut then I am", thought Captain Jameson.

 

"OH MY GOD.........KNEE HIGH BOOTS?.........ARE YOU HERE TO RIDE A BALONEY PONEY LIKE I AM SURE JAMESON WAS LAST NIGHT?!"

 

"What the fuck!", thought Captain Jameson.

 

"Come with me!", general Okiddo ordered captain Sa'fir as she led her toward the general's quarters.

 

"Jameson.......go blow the diplomats while I get captain Sa'fir in order!"

 

Done