Refined gentleman seeks date for Halloween night.

Am of mature years and noble breeding.

Have own castle, but can fly you anywhere you wish at a moment's notice.

Am quite fond of birds, especially bats.

I can wine and dine on you.....no, wait.....I can wine and dine you in the most suck-ulent good taste.

Am open to post repast amorous activity, particularly necking, but must be home at daybreak as with first light begin coffin.....oops, coughing.

Can assure you a night like no other, one you will remember always.

As long as you live.

I await your speedy repose....um, response.

 

Hugs,

Count Derrack Ula

 

Happy Shocktober.

Done