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If You Solve A Baffling Riddle Chucky Will Give You The Magical Fiddle

I Am A Real American All The Way Cooler Than Batman (story part III)

 

Wacky Chucky’s monologue part 2: “One boring Sunday I was playing a classic game Golden Axe

Unexpectedly little ol' me was offered a tons of money via fax

If I became a bodyguard to Tom Metzger a leader of Ku Klux Klan

You see, little old me don’t deal with KKK Satanists

Besides that I don’t care for greenbacks

I am anti-capitalist and a great American

So hell yeah I said bloody no

Because I am neither the fucking racist nor Nazist”

 

Raúl Castro: “From Wild West to Budapest Wacky Chucky have tremendous reputation

He is an honest and modest bloke, his fiery persona is truly loved by Cuban and U.S. nation”

 

Wacky Chucky: “To conquer the world's greediness is my noble plan

Don't you dare to challenge me

Because I will grind you for pemmican

Last night intruder broke in my secluded den

In the style of robust Balrog

I gave knockout to the Spiderman

Old nemesis was whining like a hog

While I was laughing triumphantly like a stoned Sean Penn”

 

Che Guevara the narrator: “Propaganda wrongly shown Chucky as cuckoo with a soul from a psycho man

He ain’t a saint but Merciful God would forgive him his sins because

He is the beloved real American

Furthermore hero fights for the right thing

He would become a first U.S. King”

 

Ghost of Fulgencio Batista: “In theory there is maybe only one rifleman who can finally terminate Chuck with his 44 Magnum gun

It is a retired police inspector Dirty Harry AKA Harry Callahan

On the other hand legend said that Chucky became immortal after he eliminated double-tongued governor the Candyman”

 

Jessy Jess the narrator: “My advice for everyone: leave your gun and run away while still you can

No one is match for Wacky Chucky the real American”

 

Outro (Last words of Fidel Castro addressed to his people): “Please stop dreaming the fake American dream

Don’t be blind by dulcet demon-cratic regime”

 

Wacky Chucky: P.s. Enigmatic riddle to my detesters: do why me key too!

 

P.s. Happy Helloween :o). Chucky recommends you a song Hulk Hogan Real American

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo

 

Song by Yasha Jakovsky - Omen - Hell's Gate

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8CgUjGPMqA

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Uploaded on October 31, 2022
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