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I Have Destructive Appetite, Tonight Is The Night To Ignite The Dynamite

I Am A Real American All The Way Cooler Than Batman (story part II)

 

 

Che Guevara the narrator: “Chucky have been busted in Alabama during the presidency of Barack Obama

Oh mamma, life behind the bars was like a bad drama

Convict was ready for date with fate

It was time for goddamned preparation for execution by electrocution”

Raúl Castro: “Surprisingly Chucky's ass has been saved spectacularly by cloned Che Guevara & badass Jessy Jess

The Suddenness of the escape operation have left everyone in bewildered confusion”

 

Wacky Chucky: “Bloody Cain my arrest won’t happened again

I have destructive appetite, tonight is the night to ignite the dynamite”

 

Che Guevara the narrator: “Chuck is not as dumb as a fucking stump

He haven't been stopped by ex-president Donald Trump

I doubt he would be caught dead or alive during the presidential term of Joe Biden

Little by little rebellion became a most wanted American

Chucky is like a shaft of hope for the downtrodden”

 

Jessy Jess the narrator: “With remarkable hand saw from Japan

In the great duel Chucky flawlessly defeat rotten billionaire Peter Pān

Thanks to his outstanding power he can beat even mighty Superman”

 

Wacky Chucky’s monologue part 1: “Little ol' me is more redoubtable than Genghis Khan

My art is to strike fear into the greedy tycoonistic hearts

I scared the shit out of the scamming banker Shao Kahn

My mission is to bring horror to the deceitful Wall Street women and men

Beware of my strength à la Hulk Hogan

One day I will be more famous than Major Solomon Allen

I have better sword skill than superhuman He-Man

I train martial arts every day, even harder than Jackie Chan

With a lumber I defeated nefarious stockbroker Donnie Yen

I finished him and I blasted him all the way to the Shenzhen

You probably didn't know but my sparring partner was George Foreman

On the last Kumite tournament it was an honor to fight against Ryu and Ken

They are good guys so I spared them, I didn’t want to use my deadly Shoryuken

Shame on the Namco because they never included my character in the game Tekken

My ally Super Gran said that I am more hard-ass than a Dollman

She states that from my karate technique everyone can learn including Dolph Lundgren”

 

 

Wacky Chucky reccomends you a song from Scorpions Dynamite.

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8RpZGK3eY

 

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Uploaded on October 1, 2022
Taken on March 13, 2021