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I Am A Real American All The Way Cooler Than Batman

Intro by Christopher Columbus (a voice from the distant past): “Holy shit, Eureka! I discovered the America!

I enslaved the Indians. Fuck it! I did it for the profit!”

 

Wacky Chucky: “I am a fearless warrior and a peerless spy

My codename is 666 A Good Guy

I am a great révolutionnaire

I steal from rotten millionaires

It ain't no crime, I keep just a dime,

The rest I share, for the poor people I care

 

Fuck off Bernie Madoff, you bamboozled many people

Because of you many families are literally fucked, it’s a brutal fact

With your act you pissed off my pal American Ninja Aka Michael Dudikoff

Your Ponzi scheme attracted many citizens

Who were hungry for the mendacious American dream

You’ll be remembered forever and ever

As an antagonist in a story with a sad theme”

 

Che Guevara: “Materialism and capitalism are worse than fascism and Nazism”

 

Super Gran: “We are falling apart slowly

Unholy world became like a game of Monopoly

In which avaricious banks are honest like a deceptive Judas's kiss

People are slaves running for the worthless printed money like a blind monkeys”

 

Wacky Chucky: “In violence for justice I trust, my drug is a music from Angel Dust

I'm especially addicted to the Pentagram’s song Bloodlust

God bless Second Amendment, baseball & Heineken

I am a real American better known in the media as Mr. Ruffian

I do what is right I fight against imperialists and capitalists

In the combat li'l ol' me kick villainous butts with baseball bat

Like a mean Punisher I attack with the fire extinguisher

I don't choose the means but dammit, I admit I am keen on M-16

Furthermore, I was born ready for the war

I use fists, spanner and hammer, knife, pistol & shuriken…

You better run as fast as you can

My biggest opponents are Democrats and Republicans

CIA & FBI agreed that I need to die

They unsuccessfully hired a hitman Ninja Ryukenden

Martial artist died quickly with honor before I even count to ten

Little ol' me is a nuts rhymer adored by Wu-Tang Clan”

 

To be continued

 

Song recommended by Wacky Chucky: Russ Ballard - Once A Rebel

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i40kBHbut5U

 

 

 

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Uploaded on August 11, 2022
Taken on March 7, 2021