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For Every Breakfast Idi Amin Dada Ate Human Flesh With Kinder Lada (explore May 12th, 2022)

Wacky Chucky the narrator: “Unfortunately Brave Knight’s steed Bad Thunderhead was stuck in something… Holy cock! That thing was a cobweb from a Night Grinder an ugly colossal spider who was like Idi Amin thirsty for blood and hungry for flesh.” (A small part of The Old & Untold Story Of The Forgotten Glory).

 

Next part is nested story.

 

Lucifer: ”Everybody should see a groovy movie Amin: The Rise and Fall. It excites me as much as Metallica’s album Kill 'Em All. Nobody on Earth know that I am a creator of this Ugandan dictator. He is my son. Idi Amin was born inside the sun, he was the chosen one. He could be a world dominator but he failed, Idi became famous for drinking blood and eating human fresh flesh, he also keept heads of his enemies in refrigerator. Dictator had Achilles heel, he loved bushy pussy so much, he lost every time his mind by woman's touch. He was married 6 times, he was accused but because of my protection he never been caught for his crimes. Furthermore, because of his laziness and lacking ambition he never accomplish the devilish mission. You can read more details in Inferno's Lexicon. Idi Amin is now non-essential pawn without a crown in my empire of fire”.

 

Wacky Chucky: “I am sorry to interrupt you master but do you know about American heavy metal band W.A.S.P. (We Are Satan’s People)?”

 

Lucifer: “Very clever name, yes I attended their concerts once or twice. They sold their soul to me for success, you see everything have a price. Why do you mention them, is it relevant with this story?”

 

Wacky Chucky: “Of course. W.A.S.P. made amazing record Headless Children, cover of the album contains Joseph Stalin, Idi Amin in hell and other dictators as well.”

 

Lucifer: “It is hilarious as hell! Amazing, do we have that music album in our Hellish library? I bet it sounds revolutionary!”

 

Wacky Chucky: “Yes, absofuckinlutely and definitely.”

 

Lucifer: “What are we waiting for, give me Rock and Roll baby, that sound makes me so crazy.”

 

P.s. Wacky Chucky was a special guest as producer. He broke windows with his slingshot to bring better atmosphere. Thanks Chuck you were right that broken windows will bring more artistic feeling. I recommend everybody to listen W.A.S.P. album that is mentioned in the story. Photo location was in abandoned beverage factory Maraska. Have a nice day with a song from W.A.S.P. - The Neutron Bomber.

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbBmzHVx4ZA

 

 

* Kinder Lada was an Italian (Ferrero) chocolate & hazelnut and milk cream that I ate in my childhood. It doesn't exist today, it was produced only in the former Yugoslavia in the city Koprivnica at factory Podravka. After the war was over in 1995. Podravka stopped with Kinder Lada production and Nutella hit the market.

 

P.P.S. Photo was explored on Flickr, place 333 / 500.

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Taken on July 19, 2020