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The Artistic Sins On The Silver Screen

Marquis de Sade (the narrator): “It's not what it seems

There wasn't any real blood or screams.

Here it is a Chuckywood behind the scenes

Main actor was preparing for the new movie project

Under the name The Artistic Sins on the silver screen

Footage was recording after the sunset because of the light effects.”

 

Wacky Chucky (actor): “How do I look?”

 

Yasha Jakovsky (movie director): “You look more badass than John Carpenter’s Duke.

Little old you is conductor of war. Furthermore, no one can match with you in this project

You are tougher than wrestler Mr. Perfect.”

 

Wacky Chucky: “I wonder how my hair looks like.

 

Yasha Jakovsky: ”Your well-groomed hair looks godlike

Because you always wash it with Schwarzkopf.

Almighty Neil Young, according to the magazine Kerrang

It is a favorite shampoo for musician Markus Grosskopf.”

 

Wacky Chucky: “How my bloody Ak-47 looks?”

 

Yasha Jakovsky: “Buddy it looks nice like rice and shiny.”

 

Wacky Chucky: “Yasha you are talented like a director Federico Fellini.”

 

Yasha Jakovsky: “Nah, not even close. I am the lousy low-budget director that no one knows.”

Are you ready for film shooting?”

 

Wacky Chucky: “Wait I need to tighten the Kalashnikov sling.”

 

Yasha Jakovsky: “It's time for action!

You are preparing too long, this is a cheap movie production for a client in a Hong Kong.

This isn’t a goddamn fashion photo session.”

 

Wacky Chucky: “Yeah I know, tiny details are my obsession.

Are you sure that everything is ok with my cloth?”

 

Yasha Jakovsky: “Yes you look better than rock star David Lee Roth.”

Stop your worrying, you'll become a new outstanding Instagram King

Even bigger star than mother fucking Sting.

How do you feel now?”

 

To be continued

 

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Uploaded on March 4, 2022