How do I go Commandos?

I didn't think it could get any weirder than the pocket disposable douches we received. Pocket Commandos are these gnarly felt pieces that you stick in your pants so you can go COMMANDO. If you go to the website, 4 of these bad boys costs 10 bucks. That's how much I spend on a pack of underwear at Costco, and i can re-use those...

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