political correctness

i asked the government what to do

they told me to fill out all these forms and go wait by the lou.

i waited and waited and never heard back

so i put my head down for a long long nap.

when i awoke i had such a beard

must have been sleepy hollow this is just what i feared.

nothing was done though mouths were all blabbing

my fall was hot and sticky and my flab was all flabbing

I turned on my heat and pretended it was cold

but the government told me to go back where i was told.

so i went back to the lou with my forms in my hand

and fell asleep this time never to wake from my nap.....the end.

 

Done