I don't want to collaborate, I just want someone to fix my printer. A Verse about 'social' tech support.

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Simplicity.

Or so it seems.

 

Reprographic needs.

Unmet

 

HP hardware tragedy

Software emphamy

Sucks mightily

 

Tech support site

Will be the cure

HP craves my happiness

 

But, HP demures

Defers my questions

To the Crowd in the Cloud

 

But The Crowd does not know

Adrift, as I, they are

The rabble in the sky

 

"lrfish" has gone before

His unanswered words a caveat

Dry bones 'side the path I walk

 

"How do you troubleshoot this?"

"lrfish" cries alone

Echoes twelve months past.

 

'Neath the logo of Fiorina

He cries.

"How. Do. You. Troubleshoot. This?"

Done