PC Shaving

This weeks Macro Mondays theme is Evolution.

 

As with many things, the evolution of shaving has made it more PC.

 

The old double edged razor used to be two sharp edges, no waiting.

 

The new 5 bladed shaving works completely different. The blue rubber strip at the bottom, checks social media to see what the general opinion of shaving is, and joins the groundswell.

 

The first blade then tells the hair how important it is, and gives it a participation ribbon.

 

The second blade lulls the hair to sleep with a nice nonjudgmental, gender neutral lullaby.

 

The third blade encourages the hair to extend to its full potential by leading the hair in a nice yoga session.

 

The fourth blade makes it known to all the other hairs that this hair is socially aware, and is doing the right thing.

 

The fifth blade cuts the hair off, and ensures that it will be delivered to a recycling facility.

 

And the green strip at the top posts the hairs updated status to social media, and encourages others to shave too.

 

Oh and I think the new razors are non GMO and gluten free.

 

HMM.

Done