Damn Butlers
*KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK*
"C'mon, answer the fucking door!..."
"Adam, I really don't think he's here."
"His car is in front of the house, Cody!"
"Bruce Wayne has tons of cars, man. Some of them he doesn't exactly take to cocktail parties...."
*CRREEEEK*
"Good evening, gentlemen. How may I help you?"
"Alf--- Mr. Pennyworth, right?"
"That is my name, sire."
"I'm Adam Janusick, friend of Tim Drake. I need to speak to Bruce Wayne, it concerns Tim!"
"Mr. Janusick? I believe I remember you. You took a foam raft of sorts and floated around our fountain."
"Now's really not a time to hold old stuff against me, This is important!"
"Hold such a humorous antic against you? Why would I do such a thing? You shined some light to this rather dark place."
"That's cool and all, but where's Bruce Wayne?"
"Master Wayne is out for the night. Might I ask why you wish to see him and not Master Drake?"
"Lemme guess, Wayne's busy fighting Killer Croc right now or something?"
"Excuse me?"
"Do you know what Bruce and Tim do with their nights at all Mr. Pennyworth?"
"Of course. Master Wayne either attends parties or business matters, while Master Timothy is either with you or his girlfriend Stephanie."
"Yeah, about her, she's kinda in deep trouble, too. They've been captured and now their lives are in danger. For all I know they're dead already! Please, you gotta get Bruce for me!"
"Mr. Janusick, of all your antics this one is the least humorous."
"This isn't a damned joke! Do you really want Bruce to lose another Robin!?"
"Robin? I'm sorry Mr. Janusick, I'm afraid I have no idea what you're on about."
"You gotta be shittin' me! Tim and Steph are gonna die! We need Batman NOW! Look, we have the coordinates to where they're being held, if you could just--"
"Excuse me, but the phone is ringing, important matters. Have a good evening gentlemen."
"Where the hell do you--HEY!"
*SLAM*
"Son of a BITCH!!!"
"Well, if it helps, you're probably right about what Bruce is doing."
"Yeah, no shit. And now there's no way to get him!"
"Yesterday's news said the Justice League were active with relief efforts for a disaster-struck Pera Langit."
"So he's on the other side of the fucking planet!? FANTASTIC!"
"What are we gonna do?"
"Something I don't wanna do, but as far as I can tell I've got nothing better to do. Wanna go to the costume shop with me?"
Damn Butlers
*KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK*
"C'mon, answer the fucking door!..."
"Adam, I really don't think he's here."
"His car is in front of the house, Cody!"
"Bruce Wayne has tons of cars, man. Some of them he doesn't exactly take to cocktail parties...."
*CRREEEEK*
"Good evening, gentlemen. How may I help you?"
"Alf--- Mr. Pennyworth, right?"
"That is my name, sire."
"I'm Adam Janusick, friend of Tim Drake. I need to speak to Bruce Wayne, it concerns Tim!"
"Mr. Janusick? I believe I remember you. You took a foam raft of sorts and floated around our fountain."
"Now's really not a time to hold old stuff against me, This is important!"
"Hold such a humorous antic against you? Why would I do such a thing? You shined some light to this rather dark place."
"That's cool and all, but where's Bruce Wayne?"
"Master Wayne is out for the night. Might I ask why you wish to see him and not Master Drake?"
"Lemme guess, Wayne's busy fighting Killer Croc right now or something?"
"Excuse me?"
"Do you know what Bruce and Tim do with their nights at all Mr. Pennyworth?"
"Of course. Master Wayne either attends parties or business matters, while Master Timothy is either with you or his girlfriend Stephanie."
"Yeah, about her, she's kinda in deep trouble, too. They've been captured and now their lives are in danger. For all I know they're dead already! Please, you gotta get Bruce for me!"
"Mr. Janusick, of all your antics this one is the least humorous."
"This isn't a damned joke! Do you really want Bruce to lose another Robin!?"
"Robin? I'm sorry Mr. Janusick, I'm afraid I have no idea what you're on about."
"You gotta be shittin' me! Tim and Steph are gonna die! We need Batman NOW! Look, we have the coordinates to where they're being held, if you could just--"
"Excuse me, but the phone is ringing, important matters. Have a good evening gentlemen."
"Where the hell do you--HEY!"
*SLAM*
"Son of a BITCH!!!"
"Well, if it helps, you're probably right about what Bruce is doing."
"Yeah, no shit. And now there's no way to get him!"
"Yesterday's news said the Justice League were active with relief efforts for a disaster-struck Pera Langit."
"So he's on the other side of the fucking planet!? FANTASTIC!"
"What are we gonna do?"
"Something I don't wanna do, but as far as I can tell I've got nothing better to do. Wanna go to the costume shop with me?"