Captain's Chair

BW: "Alfred, lock down the manor! The cave's been infiltrated!"

 

AP: "O-oh dear. Yes Master Bruce, right away!"

 

.............................

 

BW: "Get off the computer. Turn around slowly. I'll only ask once."

 

"....your setup is BITCHIN'. Seriously. Who you gotta blow to get something like this in my place?"

 

BW: "You!? How did you---"

 

"Alot of things become easier when you know who's behind the cowl, Wayne. That and I just straight-up know about what's behind your daddy's old clock."

 

BW: "There was no sign of forced entry, though. How did you know to get in?"

 

"You left the hands on the clock exposed for some reason. I thought what time would be special to you and...well, you should use a different time that can't be found out from a quick google search, Wayne. The whole crime alley thing is stupidly well-documented, man."

 

BW: "What do you want, Adam? More importantly, why shouldn't I bring you in for burning down the Burr's manor?"

 

"Oh you know about that, huh? Did one of the birds tell you or did the world's greatest detective live up to his name?"

 

BW: "You could've killed someone."

 

"I made sure I didn't. I instead made sure I hurt a man who's harmed and killed many people before. Kinda like what you did to Falcone when you tied him butt-ass naked and drove his bespoke Rolls into the harbor."

 

BW: "It's not the same."

 

"Damage to property and assault? Just footnotes on a list longer than route 66."

 

BW: "I don't have time for this. Get out of my cave, Adam."

 

"....nah. Not yet. I've got my reasons to be here, Wayne. You know it."

 

BW: "Then they better be good."

 

"My first is just being a civil human being and thanking you for that grant you gave my school. I mean there's still a ton of legal bullshit we gotta trudge through and it may be all for nothing, but still. Appreciate it, you big softy."

 

BW: "What else? Why do you have that sai?"

 

"Why indeed! Look Wayne, you gotta know Burr's a scumbag, right?"

 

BW: "I've been watching him for a long time. He's very intelligent, though. Covers his tracks well."

 

"There's a little more to his douchebaggery, though. Those cultists you're after? He's gotta be one of them, maybe the ring leader."

 

BW: "Pretty big accusation. I hope you have more to back it up."

 

"A couple days after I lit up that shitweasel's crib I was cruising around on my hoverbike, when suddenly some guys in robes matching the descriptions of the cultists that attacked the birds in the forest chased me on vastly inferior bikes. Why would they go after me? I'm not a girl like what they prefer on their menus. And who would tell them to get me?"

 

BW: "You were chased by cultists on your hoverbike?...."

 

"Wanna see? Just got it repaired yesterday and rode it up here!"

 

BW: "No. Tell me about the sai."

 

"Well, Tim and Steph don't buy my claims that Burr's in on the whole eating-women-alive thing, I want some fucking payback, so I did my own work. I busted into Brentwood and ripped open Zander Burr's locker. And I found this."

 

BW: "......there's Nepali text engraved on it. That's the language the Kobra Kult speaks...."

 

"Kobra Kult?! They're called the Kobra Kult!? Hahahahahahahahahahaaa!!"

 

BW: "Give me that sai, now."

 

"Hahahaha....Jesus-haha-fuck Christ...here, can you read it?"

 

BW: "....'for our strength and purity'....and there's visible traces of human blood. Whoever cleaned this did a sloppy job."

 

"Ha, figured those spots were funny."

 

BW: "Fine Adam, I'm convinced. We have our culprits. Why did you directly seek me out, though?"

 

"Because Tim and Steph are twats and I think I'll strangle them if I try talking to them again."

 

BW: "Excuse me?"

 

"They're still not talking to eachother. Since I'm their friend, I wanted to try and help them, and they basically told me to go fuck myself. So yeah, just not dealing with them."

 

BW: "This is asinine. I expect better from them."

 

"We all do. But if you want my opinion, I don't think we can rely on them to get the job done, especially since the answer was right fucking in front of them and nigher of 'em bought it."

 

BW: "I'll deal with them. Until them I'll have to find more evidence to bring Burr and his son to justice."

 

"Or you can catch them red-handed. Hear me out, Wayne...."

 

Done