Bloodfall: Space Mail

Linda guides the ship into the sky and out of earth's atmosphere. Holy fuck, we're actually going to the moon. This would be better if we weren't being strong-armed by the government against our will. The spacedude points Linda towards the moon and initiates the hyperdrive or whatever the fuck this thing has. He says we should now be at the moon in minutes so he goes to the cargo hold to check up on things. I haven't really seen the rest of the ship and Linda has everything under control, so I decide to follow. Besides, it's a goddamn spaceship. I'll be fucked if I didn't look around.

 

WK: "What's up, Dude! Came to help me out? 'cause I'm just like, checking out our life support systems before our moonwalk. Gotta make sure it's all working, don't wanna like, not breathe or anything...."

 

"Just looking around. Not every day I get a ride on a spaceship. Pretty empty, though...."

 

WK: "This thing's like, a prototype, dude! Been in testing for like, a couple years! Once we turn this into a spaceliner there's gonna be rows of seats like right where you are!"

 

" Huh. How much of that testing is actually secret black ops government bullshit?"

 

WK: "None, dude. I don't like, work for the pigs! I'm just like you, I'm doing this 'cause they said I like, had to or they'd do some bogus stuff to me."

 

"You? What the hell could they have on a guy like you?"

 

WK: "Just like, some of the uncool things my dad did to get his and my billions. The stuff goes public, then like, the Kermann Space Program goes down and all I've worked for crashes and burns!"

 

"So now here you are ferrying us to fight moon Nazis."

 

WK: "I'm cool with it, man! I'm kinda like, a huge fan of you and the babe, really. I uh...kinda wanted to ask for your autograph or something."

 

"Only if I get free tickets when your space tourism thing kicks off. And one for the 'babe', too."

 

WK: "Totally, dude! Anything for Bloodfall!"

 

"....say, what's with that crate?"

 

WK: "T-they like, didn't tell you?..."

 

"Tell me what?"

 

WK: "They like, want that Nazi base gone, dude. Take a look."

 

"....It a bunch of fucking junk..."

 

WK: "Nah, dude, not even close. This is like, a nuclear bomb!"

 

"What?!"

 

WK: "Yeah! And this box is like, one of the crates they found at the castle with the teleporter! Totally incognito so no Nazis will like, screw with it or anything."

 

"So we find a storeroom to hide it off in away from the action, Kill Krieger, then when we fly away we light this off. Still, this is a fucking nuke? We're hauling nukes now?"

 

WK: "Don't worry about it like, going off or anything! It's activated by a code you put into ship's comm. link. Only I know it. We're cool, dude."

 

"When it goes off, though..."

 

WK: "You know like, central park in New York?"

 

"Huh. Big enough to take a moonbase out, I guess. Still though, first we're smuggling nukes out of a bad guy's home, now we're putting one in."

 

WK: "We're like, fighting moon Nazis for the government, dude? Does anything surprise you?"

 

"Eh, good point. Still, what the fuck..."

 

LT: "Hey, can you here me, Mr. Kermann? This is the intercom, right? We're pretty much there, need some help landing..."

 

WK: "Cool! You might like, wanna suit up early, dude. We won't have alot time when we land...."

Done