Bloodfall: Houston, We have Liftoff!

WK: "Welcome aboard the Starlight one, dudes! Like, keep your hands and feet inside at all times!"

 

JD: "Helluvalot bigger than it looks..."

 

WK: "That's because like, it's just a cockpit and an empty cabin, dude. It's just a prototype model now. Once we start production there's gonna be seats, bathrooms, snacks, and totally hot babes as flight attendants....don't like, tell my wife I said that..."

 

"So where's my office, huh? You said I was flying this thing, right?"

 

WK: "Oh yeah, uhh, like in here!"

 

"....shit, I really gotta fly this?"

 

WK: "I'm like, not allowed to fly, babe. I can show you, though! Here, Ill just turn it on for you!"

 

*BBRRRRMMMM*

 

JD: "Shit, holograms? This just wasn't Star Trek enough."

 

WK: " 'kay, Babe, that like, green button there? That'll turn on the jet engines."

 

"Not really a button...just a green dot on the screen..."

 

WK: "It's like, a touchscreen. Just press it!"

 

"This is weird...."

 

JD: "What, you can fly a helicopter gunship but touchscreens are kicking your ass?"

 

"The Sky Slayer's all analogue, you dick! Just like everything else I've flown...."

 

JD: "Ha...."

 

WK: "Alright, the jets are fired up! Now like, there are two triggers behind the yolk, like an Xbox controller! The right one lifts, so hold down on it!"

 

"......oh yeah, that's lift! 'cause this wasn't scary enough...."

 

JD: "Hey, you're doing good so far...shouldn't we be buckled down for this?...."

 

WK: "Alright, we've like, got enough altitude! Now, that screen to your right? Those green bars are like the thrust levers!"

 

"What about the orange ones?"

 

WK: "Don't worry about those, babe. They're like, for when we're out of the atmosphere. Just throttle down on the green ones and keep gaining altitude1"

 

"Alright then, throttling down. Hold on!"

 

*FFFFFWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOSSSH*

 

JD: "Houston, we have liftoff!"

 

 

Done