Bloodfall: Junkyard Wars
Whatever this new gang is, they've been poping up around Gotham more and more. Reports of eye infections from their getups are bound to skyrocket. They're all the same as the first group of scumbags we ran into a few nights ago. They're not after money or anything, they're just getting off from terrorizing people. Shit like this is a prime example of what we like to go after. Even after shaking down a group of these idiots (by "shaking down" I of course me traumatizing them all to the point where they have major colon damage for all the self-shitting they did) we found out that they like to hang out at an abandoned junkyard just outside of O'Neil County. Great, my favorite place in the world, O'Neil fucking county. The place was call "Geoff's Junkyard." Breaking in was as predictably easy as you'd think, and the colorful gang was everywhere, so we found our place. Now, where's the leader? Of course, we had to deal with some hairless wonders on our search. J threw a guy into a pile of tires while a guy in green busted a shotgun out of nowhere on him. A woman with the dumbest mohawk I'd ever seen goes at me with a crowbar. I grab the crowbar mid swing and the best "oh fuck" look I'd ever seen goes over her face. This is too easy. Can't imagine whoever's leading these outright Darwin Award candidate's is gonna be much trouble....
Bloodfall: Junkyard Wars
Whatever this new gang is, they've been poping up around Gotham more and more. Reports of eye infections from their getups are bound to skyrocket. They're all the same as the first group of scumbags we ran into a few nights ago. They're not after money or anything, they're just getting off from terrorizing people. Shit like this is a prime example of what we like to go after. Even after shaking down a group of these idiots (by "shaking down" I of course me traumatizing them all to the point where they have major colon damage for all the self-shitting they did) we found out that they like to hang out at an abandoned junkyard just outside of O'Neil County. Great, my favorite place in the world, O'Neil fucking county. The place was call "Geoff's Junkyard." Breaking in was as predictably easy as you'd think, and the colorful gang was everywhere, so we found our place. Now, where's the leader? Of course, we had to deal with some hairless wonders on our search. J threw a guy into a pile of tires while a guy in green busted a shotgun out of nowhere on him. A woman with the dumbest mohawk I'd ever seen goes at me with a crowbar. I grab the crowbar mid swing and the best "oh fuck" look I'd ever seen goes over her face. This is too easy. Can't imagine whoever's leading these outright Darwin Award candidate's is gonna be much trouble....