Bloodfall: Death's Head (5)
Alright, so here's the plan. It involves an old Nazi fuck, an old Nazi fuck's superweapon, a window, and a long fall with an explosion at the end. I have all of those, now I just need to set everything in motion. Krieger threw me across the room again into a Nazi banner. Not too far from it was the window in question. I move myself right in front of it and ready an explosive knife behind my back. I just need him to charge me. This guy's not into charging, though. He's too composed, too high-nosed for that. How does one break a Nazi's composure? Hm....I'm gonna hate myself for everything I'm about to say, but hey, it's all to make this fuck wormfood. I think it's worth a little more self-hatred.
"Your time is up, Mein Freunde."
"I've probably already taken up alot of yours, haven't? Your Boyfreunde is probably lonely."
"...excuse me?"
"Your boyfreunde! Looking like you you gotta have one. Blonde, blue eyes, build like a fucking tank. All the Perez Hiltons in East San Fran would eat you up."
"I don't follow you..."
"And then there's the leather! Are the seats in your Miata leather too? To match your Ralph Lauren jacket and Prada bags?"
"You're quickly becoming more and more irritating..."
"C'mon, open up, buddy! It's pretty bright outside of the closet. No one's gonna judge you for what kind of schnitzel you prefer these days."
"Shutup..."
"And also, what's with this wooden office? The oak walls and floors with the red banners just look fabulous!"
"I said shutup!...."
"But really I've seen the barracks for your goons and they're shit, yet you get all this? What are you, some cheap-ass jew?"
"RRAAAAGGHH!!!!"
Huh, all the terrible gay jokes I can think of and he only takes a hint about halfway in, one jew comparison though and he cracks like a stupid 12 year old on a online forum or some shit. All that matters is that he took the bait and is charging. Alright, knife's ready. Only got one shot at this....
Bloodfall: Death's Head (5)
Alright, so here's the plan. It involves an old Nazi fuck, an old Nazi fuck's superweapon, a window, and a long fall with an explosion at the end. I have all of those, now I just need to set everything in motion. Krieger threw me across the room again into a Nazi banner. Not too far from it was the window in question. I move myself right in front of it and ready an explosive knife behind my back. I just need him to charge me. This guy's not into charging, though. He's too composed, too high-nosed for that. How does one break a Nazi's composure? Hm....I'm gonna hate myself for everything I'm about to say, but hey, it's all to make this fuck wormfood. I think it's worth a little more self-hatred.
"Your time is up, Mein Freunde."
"I've probably already taken up alot of yours, haven't? Your Boyfreunde is probably lonely."
"...excuse me?"
"Your boyfreunde! Looking like you you gotta have one. Blonde, blue eyes, build like a fucking tank. All the Perez Hiltons in East San Fran would eat you up."
"I don't follow you..."
"And then there's the leather! Are the seats in your Miata leather too? To match your Ralph Lauren jacket and Prada bags?"
"You're quickly becoming more and more irritating..."
"C'mon, open up, buddy! It's pretty bright outside of the closet. No one's gonna judge you for what kind of schnitzel you prefer these days."
"Shutup..."
"And also, what's with this wooden office? The oak walls and floors with the red banners just look fabulous!"
"I said shutup!...."
"But really I've seen the barracks for your goons and they're shit, yet you get all this? What are you, some cheap-ass jew?"
"RRAAAAGGHH!!!!"
Huh, all the terrible gay jokes I can think of and he only takes a hint about halfway in, one jew comparison though and he cracks like a stupid 12 year old on a online forum or some shit. All that matters is that he took the bait and is charging. Alright, knife's ready. Only got one shot at this....