Bloodfall: Greenhouse Gas
I thought a giant machine gun with this huge ammo box would be pretty...well, stupid to run around with, but when Mr. Patton let me test run it, it was nice. Lightweight, hardly any kick, and it tore everything apart. Oh man it tore everything apart. Not a one-shot wonder like that missile launcher from a couple weeks ago. Surprised I even figured out how to fire that thing. There was like two triggers, 5 buttons, this screen telling me tons of shit I didn't understand but probably would've helped a whole lot if I did. It was just pure luck that I killed that robot and saved J. That's the only time I'm gonna get lucky now, though. I'm not gonna accept luck anymore. From here on out as long as I wear this armor, anything I want to happen will happen. It's worked for J all those years, no reason it can't work for me. Anyway, now we're here tracking down this old robotics expert. Really cool that there's more to this whole Bloodfall thing than just killing everything like the papers always say. There's actual....like, work to do. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited. That work took us to this old farm outside of the city, where Karl Rossum lives. I looked this guy up a little before J and I headed out to what I assume will be us skinning him alive. It's really weird and all minds of suspicious. Karl Rossum was this genius robotics engineer running a super-successful electronics company, and out of nowhere he shuts everything down and falls off the radar. There's not a whole lot there and it's still so shady it makes my skin crawl. Anyway, we're at this farm in the dead of night, and the only lights either of us can see are coming from this giant greenhouse. Seriously, this thing was stupid huge, and the windows were for the most part covered in plants. Pretty good spot to hide giant robots in. We're walking around this enoumous greenhouse trying to find a way to sneak in. here's another thing I didn't expect about this job: stealth. Any time I've seen J work he always goes in loud throwing his weight around everywhere. Before we find a way in I nearly fuck up this whole operation and stumble on something. Metal pipes on the ground going into the greenhouse. Don't look like they carry water.
"Electrical? For wires and all?"
"Looks like it."
"Pretty heavy-duty looking for just lighting and other essentials in there...."
"Keep looking for a way in. I'll fuck around with these and--"
"HALT*
The voice was robotic. Like, cartoonishly robotic. I turn and honestly, I try not to laugh my ass off. It was this android in a black suit and sunglasses, like a private security guard. It's head and hands were completely metal, looked freshly polished. What was really funny was the weapon he had. It looked like an old 50s laser gun from the old cartoons. Think it's cartoons, anyway. Never had TV when I was a kid. Honestly this robot looked more like a giant toy than some advanced battle-droid or whatever it was supposed to be.
"You are trespassing on private property. You are ordered to leave. Fail to comply and you will be detained!"
"I kinda wanna kill it. Can I kill it?"
"Go ahead, I'm kinda busy."
"Sweet. Hold still there, Terminator."
"This is your final warning. Leave now or I will be authorized to use force!"
That toy gun started to glow after our "final warning". And making this weird noise. Neither of them very toy-like. Crap, this thing might actually be a threat. Well, good thing I'm about to kill it. There might be more of these things, though. Better deal with this thing quickly, maybe there's not an alarm system or--
"WAIT!!"
Bloodfall: Greenhouse Gas
I thought a giant machine gun with this huge ammo box would be pretty...well, stupid to run around with, but when Mr. Patton let me test run it, it was nice. Lightweight, hardly any kick, and it tore everything apart. Oh man it tore everything apart. Not a one-shot wonder like that missile launcher from a couple weeks ago. Surprised I even figured out how to fire that thing. There was like two triggers, 5 buttons, this screen telling me tons of shit I didn't understand but probably would've helped a whole lot if I did. It was just pure luck that I killed that robot and saved J. That's the only time I'm gonna get lucky now, though. I'm not gonna accept luck anymore. From here on out as long as I wear this armor, anything I want to happen will happen. It's worked for J all those years, no reason it can't work for me. Anyway, now we're here tracking down this old robotics expert. Really cool that there's more to this whole Bloodfall thing than just killing everything like the papers always say. There's actual....like, work to do. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited. That work took us to this old farm outside of the city, where Karl Rossum lives. I looked this guy up a little before J and I headed out to what I assume will be us skinning him alive. It's really weird and all minds of suspicious. Karl Rossum was this genius robotics engineer running a super-successful electronics company, and out of nowhere he shuts everything down and falls off the radar. There's not a whole lot there and it's still so shady it makes my skin crawl. Anyway, we're at this farm in the dead of night, and the only lights either of us can see are coming from this giant greenhouse. Seriously, this thing was stupid huge, and the windows were for the most part covered in plants. Pretty good spot to hide giant robots in. We're walking around this enoumous greenhouse trying to find a way to sneak in. here's another thing I didn't expect about this job: stealth. Any time I've seen J work he always goes in loud throwing his weight around everywhere. Before we find a way in I nearly fuck up this whole operation and stumble on something. Metal pipes on the ground going into the greenhouse. Don't look like they carry water.
"Electrical? For wires and all?"
"Looks like it."
"Pretty heavy-duty looking for just lighting and other essentials in there...."
"Keep looking for a way in. I'll fuck around with these and--"
"HALT*
The voice was robotic. Like, cartoonishly robotic. I turn and honestly, I try not to laugh my ass off. It was this android in a black suit and sunglasses, like a private security guard. It's head and hands were completely metal, looked freshly polished. What was really funny was the weapon he had. It looked like an old 50s laser gun from the old cartoons. Think it's cartoons, anyway. Never had TV when I was a kid. Honestly this robot looked more like a giant toy than some advanced battle-droid or whatever it was supposed to be.
"You are trespassing on private property. You are ordered to leave. Fail to comply and you will be detained!"
"I kinda wanna kill it. Can I kill it?"
"Go ahead, I'm kinda busy."
"Sweet. Hold still there, Terminator."
"This is your final warning. Leave now or I will be authorized to use force!"
That toy gun started to glow after our "final warning". And making this weird noise. Neither of them very toy-like. Crap, this thing might actually be a threat. Well, good thing I'm about to kill it. There might be more of these things, though. Better deal with this thing quickly, maybe there's not an alarm system or--
"WAIT!!"