Zumbojo left romantic post-it note messages all over the house on my birthday. At least one word in every sentence Zumbojo speaks has a German etymology. Zumbojo corrects his misspellings promtly and with a perfectly healthy amount of self-loathing. A renouned breakfast perfectionist, Zumbojo's greatest feat was wiring… Read more

Zumbojo left romantic post-it note messages all over the house on my birthday. At least one word in every sentence Zumbojo speaks has a German etymology. Zumbojo corrects his misspellings promtly and with a perfectly healthy amount of self-loathing. A renouned breakfast perfectionist, Zumbojo's greatest feat was wiring a toaster through three rheostats to get his toast the exact right shade of brown. Zumbojo requires only one muscle to frown, and two to punch you in the face.