I am just like everyone else. That being because everyone is unique.

 

I am a brunette.

 

I fall hopelessly and shamelessly in love with everyone who passes by me (boys, girls, babies, shrubs, forgotten shoes).

 

I would rather eat my right foot than shop at Ambercrombie & Fitch.

 

I am a mod wolf. :)

 

I am a color scientist. :) :)

 

I am terrifyingly ugly.

 

I am exquisitely beautiful.

 

I am very good at math.

 

I believe that there is magic in the Ouija board.

 

I am dangerous when armed (and I am armed when dangerous)

 

I am much more clever in person.

 

I am most utterly and dreadfully American, but my heart lies overseas.

 

I demean myself only in an attempt to beat others to it.

 

I am just getting started.