An expert ninja, Born to be Wild, Love to Party, Conspiring to Conquer the World, Good at Camouflage, Invincible!

I had always wanted to be a mermaid; they have big boobs, small waist, silky slimy greenish skin, and long beautiful hair. Mermaid is a good friend of underwater creatures, they love her to death even a tiger shark!

As a mermaid I like to look at moon shine and likes to go upshore to check out tanned boys surfing around the atols. They are HOT and they have legs!

also, and the last thing for mermaids to worry is to get a Decompression Sickness... It’s like saying, "the deeper I go, the happier I go..."

But since I am a ninja right now, I’m going to be a Ninja Mermaid!