• I've always wanted a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist.

 

• My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

   

"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's usually something unusual."

 

Type of Books I like:I like really thick books, with long boring titles. That way when people come over and see them on your shelf, they think "If he reads that kind of stuff he must really be smart" Then they will believe anything you tell them.

 

Heroes: My heroes have always been cowboys...wait a minute, that's a song. Really my heroes have always been chicken farmers, cause I like chicken. But you know pork is good too. So I think my heroes are really the people that raise pork, cause I like baby backs better than chicken. You know cowboys are still pretty cool though.

 

City: Okeechobee

 

State: Florida

 

Country: United States

 

Occupation: Knife-Thrower's Assistant trainer

 

Schools: Yes many

 

Companies: Hot Rod City

 

Interests and Hobbies: Nitro methane chainsaw racing & crocheting hats for my pet kittys

 

Movies and Shows: I like them better on DVD than VHS tapes. I still have a ton of them on VHS if someone is interested.

 

Music: I like western country. It's kinda like country western, Except it sucks less.

 

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed

 

as a goat.

   

Thank you Please come again.