Fell in love with an Uigur princess once. Enjoyed swimming off Kerguelen, and praying in Mashad. I live in a tipi or a villa, as the mood takes me. I travel too much (says my daughter) or too little (says my son).

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or vertaling Duits Nederlands

And I like cooking even more than eating.

Yup, I'm insufferably smug in real life. But here on flickr, I'm humility itself. I sit at the feet of masters, wondering about their supernatural skills with lenses and photoshop. I sit, I gaze, I learn. I humbly submit my shots to this and that group, wailing with gnashed teeth at when dumped from the likes of Delete Me!. Yes, there are true wizards here, and I am honoured to see their shots. Some are just too good. They give off the rank smell of sulfur...

Perhaps, one day, somewhere in Georgia, I too will be offered a deal that's too good to pass. And that day, mah friends, my shots will grace the flickr homepage day after day after sweet sweet day. Glory, money and nubile virgins will be mine at last. At last....

Notice that I've been avoiding Georgia, however:

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