I am a 31 year old amateur photographer. I am a husband and a father. I am a cat person. I am bald and squishy in the middle. I enjoy eating, watching movies and letting other people do all the work. Yes, I am pretty lazy and self-absorbed, but I'm a reasonably nice person. And I love Trivial Pursuit. (Yes, I'm one of those dorks.) My zodiacal sign is Squermes (the slug). I was born on Smarch 37th.

May Jebus have mercy on my soul.