OK, I'll plagarize from my own blog.

I'm a significantly overweight [wannabe] female athlete who weight trains, cycles, hikes, runs, and does yoga... or, at least, does something vaguely resembling these activities despite a rather roly-poly appearance.

There. I hope I don't sue myself...

Sorry I'm not putting interests, etc. on this profile. If you're really dying to know, please see my website/blog. And no, I'm not just trying to drive traffic there... really. :)