Andrew Wiltshire was born into a priveledged family, one of the largest landowners in all of England, so it is said. As such young Wiltshire spent much of his forulative years attending premier educational facilities and travelling europe playing in polo tournaments. It was on such an expedition that the teenage 'Lord … Read more

Andrew Wiltshire was born into a priveledged family, one of the largest landowners in all of England, so it is said. As such young Wiltshire spent much of his forulative years attending premier educational facilities and travelling europe playing in polo tournaments. It was on such an expedition that the teenage 'Lord to be' found the source of his ultimate undoing, disgused in a well presented common pint. It was on that fateful eve that young lord Wiltshire first coined the phrase 'Wiltshire drunk' a name that would forever be associated for reckless dangerous acts of extreme drunkeness This phrase was heard so much on young Wiltshires travels that back in his home county his familys reputation was always tarnished. Finally when enough was enough the family name could only be salvaged by the unthinkable, the young lord was a lord no longer as he was banished from his home and stripped of his heratige. Where he travels now and who with are a closley guarded secret due to the fact that due to a centuries old law that in Wiltshire all banishments are non-complete unless the 'banishee' is fired out a catapult by a cow.