i can 45 rpm has the smoothest, most beautiful pair of testimonials i've ever seen!

45 loves my balls and dry humping me.

A little bit dirty, but a little bit lovely too. 45rpm is like a sweet you found in your pocket from last summer with a bit of fluff on it. But you eat it anyway.

part of one of the finest alliances on earth and a constant reminder to get off my arse and work harder, can do more in an afternoon than i can in a month. better than a kick in the chuff, ladies and gentlemen the asbestos ridden corpse of 45.