The conditions under which Whatcha Eaton was assembled remain a mystery. The leading explanation is that he is just some guy from the Real World with a love of science fiction and poop jokes. Whatcha Eaton does not subscribe to this theory and he remains unconvinced that a so-called "Real World" even exists.

Whatcha Eaton can take many forms -- mechanical, bio-cybernetic, and human -- but these days he prefers to remain in his human form most of the time. That's just how Whatcha Eaton rolls. Whatcha Eaton also likes rolls... with lots of butter. Just because.

Whatcha Eaton once owned a 2048 plot in Extropia but he was forced to liquidate his assets when it became known that his Diludium Chrystal Meth Light cola product was manufactured off-planet in a sweatshop. He now lives in an undisclosed location with Rosie.

Whatcha Eaton has been known to write about himself in the third-person.