It was a cool, clear July evening when I first met Wedge. By coincidence, we were both attending the Friars Club in old London town, just near the Old Baily. As I recall, Wedge was recounting an amusing tail about his time in colonial India; in particular, the precise skills and talents of the certain daughter of a w… Read more

It was a cool, clear July evening when I first met Wedge. By coincidence, we were both attending the Friars Club in old London town, just near the Old Baily. As I recall, Wedge was recounting an amusing tail about his time in colonial India; in particular, the precise skills and talents of the certain daughter of a well regarded shamen. After many whiskeys and fine cigars, I obtained a deep respect and understanding of this upstanding gentleman. He's also a great shag.

FROM SNOPES: There's a rumor about Wedge going around the internet. Here are some snippets from a widely-circulated email message: "Wedge is about to be spectacular." "Earth is catching up with Wedge [for] the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history." "On August 27th … Wedge will look a… Read more

FROM SNOPES: There's a rumor about Wedge going around the internet. Here are some snippets from a widely-circulated email message: "Wedge is about to be spectacular." "Earth is catching up with Wedge [for] the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history." "On August 27th … Wedge will look as large as the full moon." And finally, "NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN." Only the first sentence is true. Wedge is about to be spectacular. The rest is a hoax.